Another Exciting Chance For Franchise Fatigue To Set In Soon
After years of speculation, Amazon is finally closing in on a decision for the next James Bond. The company, which…
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Moms freak out over kids’ electrifying school accessories apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that some schools in Omaha, Nebraska, have been using…
Tommy Aldridge Makes Drum Art Now Because Music Wasnt Paying Enough
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee
Congratulations, Gleeks, your favorite show is back, because Hollywood’s annual Nostalgia Harvest is in full swing. Disney+ and Hulu have…
Trump’s Potential Tantrum Sparks Fierce GOP Jockeying
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the White House is in a bit of…
Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House has been excluding CNN from President Donald Trump’s…
Trump Reboots Favorite Lie About Schools Secretly Surgifying Kids
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, claiming that schools in…
Flamingo Thief Found Guilty Because That Was Obviously Going To Happen
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Canadian man, Mitchell Fairbarn, who was convicted of animal cruelty charges…
Prohibition Era Law Faces Supreme Test After 150 Years
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that there’s a 160-year-old federal law that…
Canoeist somehow more likable than Trump in bizarre DC incident
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that David Hearn, a 67-year-old former Olympic…