Buffalo Bills Fans Get Obstructed Views, Financial Heart Attacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Buffalo Bills are moving into their shiny new Highmark Stadium,…
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Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Mayor Zohran Mamdani is planning to open five government-owned supermarkets in…
Michigan Kills It With 6 Dead In Latest Murder Spree
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this tragic story from Michigan. Apparently, five people…
Skillet Blesses Us With More Christian Rock To Suffer Through
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Christian rock? 🤘 Because Skillet just announced a new independent EP, “After…
Mastodon drops new video because you clearly didnt have enough prog metal in your life yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 MASTODON just dropped the official music video for “In…
Tupac Murder Trial Jury Seated Because Justice Is Slow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been nearly 30 years since Tupac Shakur was fatally shot…
ActBlue’s Drama Might Cost Democrats Votes Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama surrounding ActBlue, the Democratic Party’s fundraising platform, is getting…
Inflation Slows Down Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and I have to say, it’s not all doom…
Triple Threat Tuesday For Death Row Inmates Nationwide
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tennessee, Alabama, and Oklahoma are planning to execute inmates on the…
Because You Clearly Need More Debt
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which has now reached an estimated $1 billion after…