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Tiger Woods swings by court for DUI plea tweak
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Tiger Woods swings by court for DUI plea tweak

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Tiger Woods is heading back to court, and it’s not…

Navy Sailor’s Dad Freed From Immigration Custody Because Priorities
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Navy Sailor’s Dad Freed From Immigration Custody Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…

Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Shock rock from South Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Alabama AG Drops Hammer on OpenAI Over Hugging Face Fiasco
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Alabama AG Drops Hammer on OpenAI Over Hugging Face Fiasco

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Alabama’s attorney general is going after OpenAI, issuing a subpoena for…

Dad’s Family Reunion Plans Foiled By Border Patrol
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Dad’s Family Reunion Plans Foiled By Border Patrol

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama, folks. Luis Manuel Aviles, a 48-year-old handyman from Nicaragua, was…

Trump’s Winning Streak Continues to Elude His Candidates Somehow
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Trump’s Winning Streak Continues to Elude His Candidates Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Republican primaries, and let me tell you, it’s been a…

Trump’s Brilliant Advice Ignored Again
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Trump’s Brilliant Advice Ignored Again

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis
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Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Florida Republicans are gearing up to choose their nominee…

Strawberry Prices Set To Become Your Newest Expense Nightmare Apparently
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Strawberry Prices Set To Become Your Newest Expense Nightmare Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about strawberries, and I have to say, it’s a real treat.…

Road Tire Leads to Fatal Shooting Now Mans Trial Begins
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Road Tire Leads to Fatal Shooting Now Mans Trial Begins

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the case of Jared Bridegan, a young Microsoft executive who was shot dead…

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