Trump’s Backyard Now Officially More Chaotic Than a Circus
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. We’ve got a real barnburner of a primary election going on…
Tag: Florida
Saturday Night Fever Dream Now Worth $856 Million
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Powerball jackpot, and let me tell you, it’s a doozy.…
GOP Lawmakers Eagerly Restrict Voting Rights For Some Reason
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest primaries, and folks, it’s been an interesting week. The big news…
GOP Scandals Mount Because That’s Just Their Brand Now
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The GOP is in a bit of a pickle, and…
Trump’s Helicopter Needs Investigation Because Of Course It Does
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a safety incident involving President Donald Trump’s helicopter, Marine One, and another…
Plane Successfully Lands Without Exploding On Florida Highway Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small plane that made an emergency landing on a Florida interstate,…
Trump Org Accounts Closed Due To Totally Normal Banking Activity
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Capital One closed hundreds of Trump Organization…
Twin Falls Shooting Somehow Not in Florida This Time
Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Twin Falls, Idaho, where a shooting occurred…
Florida Efficiency: Two Executions In One Day Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former police officer, James Aren Duckett, was put to death…
Florida to Break Record for Most Productive Killing Day Ever
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two death row inmates in Florida are set to be…