BRENT SMITH Confirms SHINEDOWN’s ‘Ei8ht’ Album Is So Long, It’s Basically a Double Record — Strap In for an Epic Marathon Listening Session!
Oh, look, it’s Brent Smith, back with another record that probably took longer to name than to write 🎤. The…
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SEVENDUST Unleashes Unbreakable Music Video Because Nothing Says Fragile Like a Title Named ‘Unbreakable’
The official music video for “Unbreakable,” the latest single from SEVENDUST, can be seen below. The track is taken from…
Armed Guy Bites the Dust After Getting Too Close to Trump’s Florida Fortress
Secret Service Thwarts Another Woke Attempt to Sabotage Trump’s Florida Fortress In what can only be described as another desperate…
2026 FuelFest West Palm Beach: Where Gas Guzzlers Get Their Glory
Get ready for year 5 in South Florida! FuelFest is invading the South Florida Fairgrounds like it’s a Fast &…
Lunar Lantern Festival – People Light Up the Sky with Thousands of Floating Lanterns Because Apparently the Moon Needs More Light
Lunar Lantern Festival: Where Dreams Go Up in Smoke! Join us for the most environmentally questionable event of 2026! Watch…
W.A.S.P. Unleashes ‘1984 To Headless’ 2026 North American Tour Featuring KK’S PRIEST: Prepare for a Rock ‘n’ Roll Apocalypse!
Breaking news from the world of “please clap”: W.A.S.P. has announced the “1984 To Headless” 2026 U.S. and Canada Tour…
JOHN TARDY Says OBITUARY Plans To Brainstorm Album Ideas For 2027—Because Who Needs Urgency?
Oh, look, John Tardy has ideas for a new album. Eventually. Maybe. 🪦🎸 In a world where bands drop albums…
5 things to know for Feb. 4: Shutdown ends, Assassination attempt, Jill Biden’s ex-husband, Nuclear talks, Bitcoin – and you thought your ex was bad!
SHUTDOWN ENDS, BUT DEMS STILL WHINING ABOUT ICE! President Trump just signed the big spending bill to end the three-day…
Bomb Cyclone Leaves, Arctic Blast Sticks Around Like That One Friend Who Won’t Take a Hint
Fake News Alert: CNN’s Latest Climate Panic Propaganda Once again, the liberal media is trying to scare Americans with their…
Florida’s Iguanas: Not Swinging from Vines, Just Getting Eaten by Everything
Florida Iguanas Face Frozen Reality, and CNN Blames Climate Change Well, folks, it’s happening again. As temperatures dip below the…