GOP Scandals Mount Because That’s Just Their Brand Now
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The GOP is in a bit of a pickle, and…
Tag: Florida
Trump’s Helicopter Needs Investigation Because Of Course It Does
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a safety incident involving President Donald Trump’s helicopter, Marine One, and another…
Plane Successfully Lands Without Exploding On Florida Highway Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small plane that made an emergency landing on a Florida interstate,…
Trump Org Accounts Closed Due To Totally Normal Banking Activity
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Capital One closed hundreds of Trump Organization…
Twin Falls Shooting Somehow Not in Florida This Time
Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Twin Falls, Idaho, where a shooting occurred…
Florida Efficiency: Two Executions In One Day Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former police officer, James Aren Duckett, was put to death…
Florida to Break Record for Most Productive Killing Day Ever
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two death row inmates in Florida are set to be…
Pär Sundström No Longer Pretending Sabaton Has New Ideas
Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 😲 SABATON’s bassist and manager, Pär Sundström, just spilled the beans…
Meta Off The Hook Again Because Teen Had Better Things
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a lawsuit against Meta, and I just can’t help but think that…
Florida Vacation Ends in Fatal ICE Mishap for Mexican Tourist
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this tragic story from Florida, where a Mexican man, Juan Jairo Coronilla…