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SHUTDOWN ENDS, BUT DEMS STILL WHINING ABOUT ICE! President Trump just signed the big spending bill to end the three-day…
Fake News Alert: CNN’s Latest Climate Panic Propaganda Once again, the liberal media is trying to scare Americans with their…
Florida Iguanas Face Frozen Reality, and CNN Blames Climate Change Well, folks, it’s happening again. As temperatures dip below the…
Melania’s Film Brings in Big Bucks—and Big Suspicion! Move over, Hollywood! President Trump’s blockbuster documentary “Melania” is dominating the box…
Melania Trump Documentary Bombs in Blue Cities While MAGA Strongholds Pack Theaters – CNN Confounded In what can only be…
SEVENDUST Drops New Single “Is This The Real You?” and Fans Are Asking the Same Question About the Band’s Longevity…
Hold onto your wallets, gamers! 🤯 Valve, the beloved overlords of Steam (aka that place where your paycheck goes to…
Hold onto your grandmother’s ashes, folks, because Florida’s favorite crypt-keepers, OBITUARY, are dragging their rotting carcasses out of the swamp…
FAKE NEWS ALERT: CNN WHINES ABOUT PATRIOTIC CEOs BACKING TRUMP AS DEEP STATE TRIES TO CANCEL MELANIA’S DOCUMENTARY! Oh wow,…
So, here we are again, folks. Another day, another former member of a legendary death metal band throwing shade like…
