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Teen’s Creative Writing Project Takes Darkly Literal Turn Apparently
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Teen’s Creative Writing Project Takes Darkly Literal Turn Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this case, and I have to say, it’s a real head-scratcher. A…

Tennessee efficiently kills two birds with one executioner today
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Tennessee efficiently kills two birds with one executioner today

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like a big day for executions in the US,…

Terry Butler vows to never again enable Kam Lee’s antics because apparently his sanity is worth more than a paycheck
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Terry Butler vows to never again enable Kam Lee’s antics because apparently his sanity is worth more than a paycheck

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact…

Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon
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Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just stumbled upon an interview with Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer for Cannibal Corpse, and I’m shocked – SHOCKED! –…

Disney Magic Defies Travel Slump With Record Growth Somehow
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Disney Magic Defies Travel Slump With Record Growth Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the latest from CNN, and I just can’t help but chuckle at the…

Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card
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Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former law enforcement officer, Christopher Gillum, was accused of planning…

Triple Threat Tuesday For Death Row Inmates Nationwide
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Triple Threat Tuesday For Death Row Inmates Nationwide

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tennessee, Alabama, and Oklahoma are planning to execute inmates on the…

Because You Clearly Need More Debt
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Because You Clearly Need More Debt

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which has now reached an estimated $1 billion after…

Because You Clearly Need More Money To Buy Avocado Toast
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Because You Clearly Need More Money To Buy Avocado Toast

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which is now estimated to be a whopping $905 million…

Nikki Sixx Kills Music as We Know It
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Nikki Sixx Kills Music as We Know It

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

In a shocking interview with Joann Butler In Studio With…, MÖTLEY CRÜE bassist and main songwriter Nikki Sixx dropped a…

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