Gavin Newsom Confidently Declares California Safe from Iranian Drones, FBI Memo Be Damned
Oh look, Gavin Newsom’s in a panic over some unverified Iranian drone threats—how convenient for the Golden State’s drama queen…
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CNN Exposes: Missing Teen Keeps Showing Up in d4vd’s DMs Before Turning Up as a Missing Poster
Don’t believe the fake news! There’s a lot more to this story than CNN wants you to know. So this…
House Republicans face off with Iran drama and pump pain while fumbling their economic master plan like a clumsy magician dropping the rabbit
Chaos at the Pump: Republicans Panic as Gas Prices Soar Under Trump’s Iran War What a disaster! Gas prices are…
Former NATO Commander Gives U.S. Iran Campaign a Stellar 9/10 — Because Who Needs a Perfect Score Anyway?
Breaking News: Admiral Stravidiot Rates Trump’s Iran Blitz a ‘9/10’—Must Be Drinking Liberal Kool-Aid! In a shocking display of *woke…
Democrats in Texas Go Wild, Shatter Turnout Records Like It’s a Black Friday Sale
Wow, the Democrats are super excited about losing again! In Texas, a whopping 2.2 million voters showed up to watch…
LinkedIn Post Sparks Fallout Remaster Frenzy: Is It Just Another Job Application?
Oh look, another day, another LinkedIn post sparking an internet meltdown! Because apparently, the gaming world’s collective brain cells short-circuited…
Stocks Twerk as Wall Street Freaks Over Iran War Freakout
Trump Puts Iran on Notice: Global Markets Shake, But America Stays Strong Well, well, well – looks like our fearless…
We are the World (Cup) but Men in Blazers’ Roger Bennett Just Wrote a Book About It
Oh great, another liberal soccer love letter while America burns! Roger Bennett’s new book, “We are the World (Cup),” is…
How to Schmooze Like a Pro: The Dark Art of Business Networking (and Why You Should Probably Just Stay Home)
🔥 January SOLD OUT, February SOLD OUT at 450 seats. March events are NOW OPEN. Seats are capped to protect…
Trump’s Neck Rash? Just His Skin’s Way of ‘Preventing’ Criticism!
Oh no, poor baby Trump has a rash! Quick, somebody get the president a tiny violin! It’s truly heartbreaking to…