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Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money
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Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The James Bond franchise is stirring once again, because of course it is. The next Bond film, the 26th installment…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

AMC has given the green light to a new television series based on the 1991 movie Point Break, because what…

Tides of Annihilation steals show at gamescom 2026 with actual substance somehow
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Tides of Annihilation steals show at gamescom 2026 with actual substance somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

No one could have missed Tides of Annihilation at this year’s gamescom, and I mean that in the best way…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Unfinished Business
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Unfinished Business

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

There’s a certain risk that comes with making a film series — though the modern “franchise absolutely everything” model most…

Dying repeatedly never felt so frustratingly familiar in Emberville
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Dying repeatedly never felt so frustratingly familiar in Emberville

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Emberville, the latest darling of the gaming world, has got me hooked, and I’m not just saying that because I’ve…

Missing Woman Leaves Behind Everything Except Apparently Her Sense Of Direction
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Missing Woman Leaves Behind Everything Except Apparently Her Sense Of Direction

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, I was sipping my coffee and reading about this story, and I just can’t believe…

Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time
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Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The Muppets are once again being left in the lurch by Disney, as it’s been announced that there are no…

Resonance sequel ditches horror roots for live service cash grab dreams
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Resonance sequel ditches horror roots for live service cash grab dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Well, folks, it’s time to talk about the latest installment in the A Plague Tale series, and I’m not just…

Hollywood Ran Out of Ideas Yet Again with Practical Magic 2
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Hollywood Ran Out of Ideas Yet Again with Practical Magic 2

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The long-awaited sequel to the 1998 cult classic Practical Magic has finally arrived, and it’s a messy, charming, and occasionally…

Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit
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Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

When we last saw Dr. Seuss’ Cat in the Hat on the big screen, it was in the form of…

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