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Senator Casually Shrugs Off National Security Concerns On Live TV
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Senator Casually Shrugs Off National Security Concerns On Live TV

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Interim GOP Sen. Darline Graham, who’s running for a full term…

Because You Clearly Need More Disney Content to Binge in September 2026
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Because You Clearly Need More Disney Content to Binge in September 2026

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu is finally coming to Disney+ on September 2, because what’s a few more months of waiting…

Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently
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Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Justice Department has charged eight Iranians for their alleged…

Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently
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Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

It’s finally happening: the eleventh and supposedly final installment of the Fast & Furious franchise, Fast Forever, is gearing up…

More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall
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More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

As the summer movie season comes to a close, with its typical array of blockbuster hits and misses, the film…

Lakers Owners Can’t Stop Fighting Over Their Own Team
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Lakers Owners Can’t Stop Fighting Over Their Own Team

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Los Angeles Lakers, one of the most iconic basketball teams…

Lanterns Brought To You By Desperate Execs Mining Old IP For New Cash
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Lanterns Brought To You By Desperate Execs Mining Old IP For New Cash

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 18, 2026

The latest adaptation of the DC Comics series, Lanterns, is set to take the small screen by storm, and it’s…

Because What The World Needed Was More Clown Horror Episodes
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Because What The World Needed Was More Clown Horror Episodes

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Welcome back to Derry, because Hollywood can’t resist the allure of a good nostalgia harvest. HBO has renewed their Stephen…

Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near
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Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A key Democratic lawmaker, Georgia Sen. Jon Ossoff, has gotten under…

Aaron Stainthorpe gets dumped by My Dying Bride and somehow still sounds whiny
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Aaron Stainthorpe gets dumped by My Dying Bride and somehow still sounds whiny

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

I mean, who needs a social life when you can spend your days obsessing over the latest drama in the…

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