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More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay
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More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay

FinnJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Marvel arrived at San Diego Comic-Con 2026 at a crossroads. With some of its biggest movies on the horizon, the…

Because We Clearly Need More Star Wars Content
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Because We Clearly Need More Star Wars Content

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

There’s a new hope for fans of obscure Star Wars content, as Seth Green announced at Comic-Con that the infamous…

Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not
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Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

The Indiana Jones franchise refuses to be put out of its misery, with Marvel announcing a new comic book series,…

Johnny Depp returns because Hollywood has no new ideas
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Johnny Depp returns because Hollywood has no new ideas

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 29, 2026

It’s Christmas in July for Johnny Depp fans, because in Hollywood, every day is a holiday as long as there’s…

Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet
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Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Horror movies are scary, sure, but you know what’s even scarier? Horror movie trailers. Those expertly crafted, adrenaline-fueled, sleep-depriving masterpieces…

Age of Empires 3 resurrected with recycled Baltic Powers DLC cash grab coming September
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Age of Empires 3 resurrected with recycled Baltic Powers DLC cash grab coming September

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Well, folks, it’s time to dust off those old Age of Empires CDs, because the cancelled Baltic Powers DLC is…

Warhorse Studios Teases Kingdom Come Salvation With Possible Multiplayer Cash Grab
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Warhorse Studios Teases Kingdom Come Salvation With Possible Multiplayer Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to get hyped for a game that’s still a fiscal year away from release, because what’s…

Seaplane Crashes Washington Coast Because That’s Just How Mondays Start
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Seaplane Crashes Washington Coast Because That’s Just How Mondays Start

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a seaplane that made an emergency landing off the coast of Washington,…

Senate Gets Feisty Over Trump’s Election Bill
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Senate Gets Feisty Over Trump’s Election Bill

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Senate Majority Leader John…

Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday
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Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday

FinnJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

The first official trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has dropped, and with it comes the return of Steve Rogers, reconnecting with…

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