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GOP Picks Losing Issues Again Somehow Still Surprised
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GOP Picks Losing Issues Again Somehow Still Surprised

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Republican former Florida congressman Matt Gaetz is out here saying that…

Pentagon’s Anthropic Blacklist Deemed Totally Not Orwellian
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Pentagon’s Anthropic Blacklist Deemed Totally Not Orwellian

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that the Department of Defense…

Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker
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Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker

FinnSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Johnny Depp is back, because of course he is. The man has more lives than a cat has lives, and…

Meta bets farm on AI hype with Muse and pricey gadget spam
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Meta bets farm on AI hype with Muse and pricey gadget spam

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026September 25, 2026

Meta Connect 2026 was a wild ride, folks, and I’m not just talking about Mark Zuckerberg’s enthusiastic pitch for the…

WARLOCK stumbles towards greatness amidst industry chaos somehow
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WARLOCK stumbles towards greatness amidst industry chaos somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Oh joy, another game to get hyped about, and by “hyped” I mean cautiously optimistic while secretly preparing for disappointment.…

Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead
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Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The latest autopsy of Hollywood’s addiction to sensationalism has arrived, and it’s a real treat. The new film Primetime takes…

Qualcomm peddles Snapdragon Sound Elite Gen 2 for fancier wearables again
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Qualcomm peddles Snapdragon Sound Elite Gen 2 for fancier wearables again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

The wearables industry just got a whole lot smarter, and I’m not just saying that because Qualcomm flew me out…

Because You Clearly Want More of the Same Old Franchises on Streaming This Weekend
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Because You Clearly Want More of the Same Old Franchises on Streaming This Weekend

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

New movies are coming to streaming this week, because of course they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…

Texas Prisons Get Air Conditioning Just in Time for Next Century
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Texas Prisons Get Air Conditioning Just in Time for Next Century

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Texas, where a federal judge has ordered…

White South Africans Get Priority Refugee Status Apparently
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White South Africans Get Priority Refugee Status Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the Trump administration’s plan to accept 17,500 refugees, primarily White South…

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