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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Adam Sandler is back at it again, mining his back catalogue for Netflix as the streamer announces a third instalment…

Alissa White-Gluz finally finds outlet for annoyingly high vocals with Dragonforce
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Alissa White-Gluz finally finds outlet for annoyingly high vocals with Dragonforce

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, I’m not, but I’ll pretend to be.…

Hollywood Execs Still Convinced They Can Polish Turds into Oscars
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Hollywood Execs Still Convinced They Can Polish Turds into Oscars

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

It’s a miracle any movie gets made, considering the chaotic process of rewrites and revisions that precede production. Even the…

Fauci Might Actually Get in Trouble This Time Apparently
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Fauci Might Actually Get in Trouble This Time Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

Rising Sun Sets on More Early Access Cash Grabs
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Rising Sun Sets on More Early Access Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

I have to admit, I was oblivious to the existence of Expeditions: Samurai until recently, and that’s not entirely my…

Silver Pines revives Metroidvania magic in a genre gone live-service mad
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Silver Pines revives Metroidvania magic in a genre gone live-service mad

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

What’s this, a horror game that’s not a battle royale or a live-service title? How refreshing. I stumbled upon Silver…

Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely
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Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Marvel’s fourth Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland is called Spider-Man: Brand New Day, a name that will be familiar to…

Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
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Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 10, 2026

The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…

EA Sports milks nostalgia with FC 27’s The Grounds mode
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EA Sports milks nostalgia with FC 27’s The Grounds mode

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

It’s not every day that a sports game comes along and shakes things up with a new game mode that…

Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims
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Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell you,…

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