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Trump Doubling Down on Chaos Before Midterms Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Doubling Down on Chaos Before Midterms Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s personal behavior has been, well, pretty remarkable over…

Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently
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Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently

FinnSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

When a TV show reaches a certain level of cultural consciousness, it’s like a switch flips and suddenly everyone who’s…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Resident Evil Movie Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Resident Evil Movie Apparently

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sony’s latest Resident Evil movie has received widespread critical acclaim, with a staggering 96%…

Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs
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Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

The video game movie craze is in full swing, and it’s showing no signs of slowing down. With The Super…

World Leaders Gather to Learn AI from Twitter Expert Trump
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World Leaders Gather to Learn AI from Twitter Expert Trump

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s quite…

Because What Street FighterNeeded Was More Merchandising
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Because What Street FighterNeeded Was More Merchandising

FinnSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

The latest marketing stunt to hit the theaters is a Street Fighter themed popcorn bucket, because what every movie needs…

Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet
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Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Ubisoft is at it again, and I’m not sure if I should be excited or roll my eyes so hard…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Transformers Movie
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Transformers Movie

FinnSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Hasbro has released a new short film called “Optimus Prime: Awakening,” which will play after anniversary screenings of “The Transformers:…

Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do
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Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

It’s official: Spider-Man: Brand New Day has swung its way to the top of the all-time box office chart, passing…

Because You Clearly Need More Content Disney+ and Hulu Unleash October 2026 Torrent
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Because You Clearly Need More Content Disney+ and Hulu Unleash October 2026 Torrent

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Before the world ends in a blaze of glory with Avengers: Doomsday, Disney+ is giving fans one last chance to…

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