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Tag: Foo Fighters

FOO FIGHTERS Announce New Album ‘Your Favorite Toy’, Drop Title Track That’s Probably Better Than Your Childhood Teddy Bear
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FOO FIGHTERS Announce New Album ‘Your Favorite Toy’, Drop Title Track That’s Probably Better Than Your Childhood Teddy Bear

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

FOO FIGHTERS Drop New Single That’s Basically Your Ex’s Revenge Playlist Well, well, well—if it isn’t Dave Grohl and the…

ANTHRAX Fans Can Finally Start Panicking: New Album Slated for May 2026, According to Frank Bello’s Watch
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ANTHRAX Fans Can Finally Start Panicking: New Album Slated for May 2026, According to Frank Bello’s Watch

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

ANTHRAX, the thrash metal veterans who probably have more riffs in their back pocket than some bands have Instagram followers,…

DAVE GROHL’s 19-Year-Old Daughter VIOLET Finally Releases ‘THUM’ Video, Because Why Not?
Dave Grohl's Kid Finally Releases Music, World Pretends to Be Surprised
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DAVE GROHL’s 19-Year-Old Daughter VIOLET Finally Releases ‘THUM’ Video, Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Move over, every other famous offspring in existence—Violet Grohl has officially dropped her debut single “THUM” via Republic Records, because…

MATT SORUM Claims VELVET REVOLVER Was Inches From GUNS N’ ROSES Status: ‘We Just Ran Out of Steam (And Maybe Talent)’
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MATT SORUM Claims VELVET REVOLVER Was Inches From GUNS N’ ROSES Status: ‘We Just Ran Out of Steam (And Maybe Talent)’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

In a move that absolutely no one saw coming (except, you know, literally everyone who follows classic rock drama), Matt…

Wolfie Plays All The Instruments Himself Because Apparently He Doesn’t Trust Anyone Else In The World
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Wolfie Plays All The Instruments Himself Because Apparently He Doesn’t Trust Anyone Else In The World

Chord F. DiscordNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

In a new interview with Cutter’s Rockcast, So, apparently, this dude Wolfgang Van Halen, the mastermind behind MAMMOTH WVH, thinks…

Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge Debacle: Still Milking It in 2026
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Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge Debacle: Still Milking It in 2026

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Bleecker Street, bless their tiny, misguided hearts, has apparently thrown some cash at Vertigo Live and that poor sap Rob…

Foo Fighters Drop New “Tune,” Tease Geriatric Rock Odyssey with Stone Age Queens in 2026
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Foo Fighters Drop New “Tune,” Tease Geriatric Rock Odyssey with Stone Age Queens in 2026

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

FOO FIGHTERS, those purveyors of dad-rock and stadium anthems for people who still think flannel is cool, are gracing us…

Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh
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Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

So, Wolfgang Van Halen, bless his heart ❤️, graced 98 Rock 📻 with his presence, rambling about the horrors 😱…

Queen’s ‘A Night At The Opera’ & ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Milking It For 50 More Years With Vinyl (Again)
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Queen’s ‘A Night At The Opera’ & ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Milking It For 50 More Years With Vinyl (Again)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Those geriatric rock gods, QUEEN, are STILL milking that cash cow 🐮 with a 50th-anniversary reissue of their…

OMG! Sharon Osbourne Almost KICKED Chevelle’s BUTTS Off OZZFEST 2003?! LOL!
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OMG! Sharon Osbourne Almost KICKED Chevelle’s BUTTS Off OZZFEST 2003?! LOL!

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Oh, look, another band member reminiscing about the good ol’ days of touring with rock legends. This time, it’s CHEVELLE’s…

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