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Tag: Foo Fighters

Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge Debacle: Still Milking It in 2026
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Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge Debacle: Still Milking It in 2026

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Bleecker Street, bless their tiny, misguided hearts, has apparently thrown some cash at Vertigo Live and that poor sap Rob…

Foo Fighters Drop New “Tune,” Tease Geriatric Rock Odyssey with Stone Age Queens in 2026
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Foo Fighters Drop New “Tune,” Tease Geriatric Rock Odyssey with Stone Age Queens in 2026

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

FOO FIGHTERS, those purveyors of dad-rock and stadium anthems for people who still think flannel is cool, are gracing us…

Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh
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Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

So, Wolfgang Van Halen, bless his heart ❤️, graced 98 Rock 📻 with his presence, rambling about the horrors 😱…

Queen’s ‘A Night At The Opera’ & ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Milking It For 50 More Years With Vinyl (Again)
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Queen’s ‘A Night At The Opera’ & ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Milking It For 50 More Years With Vinyl (Again)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Those geriatric rock gods, QUEEN, are STILL milking that cash cow 🐮 with a 50th-anniversary reissue of their…

OMG! Sharon Osbourne Almost KICKED Chevelle’s BUTTS Off OZZFEST 2003?! LOL!
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OMG! Sharon Osbourne Almost KICKED Chevelle’s BUTTS Off OZZFEST 2003?! LOL!

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Oh, look, another band member reminiscing about the good ol’ days of touring with rock legends. This time, it’s CHEVELLE’s…

Foo Fighters FINALLY Find a Drummer (No Thanks to Dave Grohl’s Midlife Crisis)
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Foo Fighters FINALLY Find a Drummer (No Thanks to Dave Grohl’s Midlife Crisis)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. FOO FIGHTERS, the band that DEFINITELY needed another drummer (said no one ever 🙄), apparently played their…

Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)
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Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

SPINAL TAP, those legends who peaked in the ’80s and have been desperately clinging to relevance ever since, graced the…

Shinedown: Oh Look, Another Single in October, Album Number Eight Coming in November, Yawn
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Shinedown: Oh Look, Another Single in October, Album Number Eight Coming in November, Yawn

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering, Pulitzer Prize-worthy interview with The Mistress Carrie Podcast (never heard of it), SHINEDOWN frontman Brent Smith…

Black Sabbitch: An All-Female Black Sabbath Tribute Band About to Unleash a Live Album Upon Unsuspecting Ears
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Black Sabbitch: An All-Female Black Sabbath Tribute Band About to Unleash a Live Album Upon Unsuspecting Ears

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

BLACK SABBITCH — allegedly the most popular BLACK SABBATH tribute act in the history of ever (according to their moms),…

FOO FIGHTERS Celebrate 30 Years of Mediocrity With Thrilling New Single ‘Today’s Song’
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FOO FIGHTERS Celebrate 30 Years of Mediocrity With Thrilling New Single ‘Today’s Song’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 FOO FIGHTERS, those geriatric rockers, are apparently still a thing! To celebrate 30 whole years of… mediocrity, they’ve…

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