SKILLET’s John Cooper Claims Bedroom Conversion at Age Five: Tiny Human, Huge Decision
In the latest earth-shattering episode of the See The King podcast (sponsored by holy water and gluten-free communion wafers), host…
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Consumer Spending Taking a Snooze While Inflation’s Still Throwing a Party
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make you believe the economy is struggling, but don’t…
Che Durena: Local Man’s Weekend Ruined by Calendar
**Che Durena, a Haitian-Canadian comedian, will grace The Comedy Bar!**🤣 Prepare for 2-item minimums, first-come seating, and ID checks! No…
Warren Miller’s Geriatric Ski Fest: Yawn
**OMG! 🙄 Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming! Prepare for Olympians, urban riders, and local legends. From the Scottish Highlands to…
Baylands: Still Kicking, Still Boring
Oh, great, another “networking” event. 🙄 Lyrical Opposition presents a “Visual Arts & Film focused Gallery & Networking event” 🤣…
SNAP Benefits: Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems for the Chronically Broke (Again)
Oh, the horror! It seems the socialist gravy train is about to hit a Trump-sized wall. Our fearless leader, President…
LINKIN PARK’s Dave ‘Phoenix’ Farrell Thinks Comeback’s a Smash Hit, Says Gigs Didn’t Suck Too Bad
Yo, what up, fellow numb-nuts? 👋 It’s your boy, Dave “Phoenix” Farrell, here to drop some truth bombs about LINKIN…
Blade Runner: The Director’s Cut So Good It Bankrupted a Theater
**OMG! 🤩 Time Warp! ⏰ Dec 5, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013!…
Egg Harbor: Get Ready to Chuckle (or Cringe)
**Richy Leis (as seen on… who cares? 🤷♀️) hosts a Thanksgiving Comedy Showcase in Egg Harbor Township! 🦃🤣 Get ready…
Prepare to Pay More for Your Precious Pasta, You Utter Carb-Loading Addicts
Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the rising cost of……