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Emmys hijacked by virtue-signaling celebs to yap about Gaza, as if anyone cares
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Emmys hijacked by virtue-signaling celebs to yap about Gaza, as if anyone cares

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Hollywood liberals are at it again! Javier Bardem, a man who probably thinks Palestine is a health food store, wore…

Dallas Desperate for Dates: Balloon Animals or Bust
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Dallas Desperate for Dates: Balloon Animals or Bust

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

Welcome to POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : DALLAS, TX. EDITION!🤡 Join us at 6400 MAPLE AVE UNIT 850…

Fashionistas? More Like Fashion-Fiascos
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Fashionistas? More Like Fashion-Fiascos

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! 😱 “Fashioners” premiere! Food, drinks & local storytelling! Co-Media💩original show🤮about fashion industry “shapers.” First victim: Atlas Handcrafted, a ✨fashionshow✨…

Red Bank Gets a Hub, Big Whoop
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Red Bank Gets a Hub, Big Whoop

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the Video Consortium Red Bank launch! 🚀Galarie Lucida will host a “creative movement” for “nonfiction filmmakers”…

EMMYS? More Like EHH-MMYS! Brooklyn Art Haus Throws a Party for TV’s Most Overrated Night
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EMMYS? More Like EHH-MMYS! Brooklyn Art Haus Throws a Party for TV’s Most Overrated Night

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Watch TV’s finest at Brooklyn Art Haus! Aaron Applebey & The Yard Sale Girls (Serah Bennett, Macaela Fagan,…

D&D One-Shot: Prepare to Suck at Aeronaut Brewery
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D&D One-Shot: Prepare to Suck at Aeronaut Brewery

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

Prepare for D&D chaos!🤪 Aeronaut Brewery in Somerville, Sept 14th, 1:00 pm! Danger Wizard invites NOOBS & “pros”.😒 Win tickets…

Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos Again
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Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos Again

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for the cringe!** 🤣 📅 Sept 13, 10 AM – 7 PM, South Dade Senior High.…

Summer Nights: More Like Summer Naps, Am I Right
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Summer Nights: More Like Summer Naps, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Prepare for the ✨thrill✨ of your life! Drive-In Movie Night on SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13th! Gates open at 5:00pm for…

CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!
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CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

So, CBGB & OMFUG, that oh-so-sacred “Home of Underground Rock” (🙄 yeah, right) and, like, the totally overrated birthplace of…

Ugh, Another Band Movie? (NYC Film Premiere)
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Ugh, Another Band Movie? (NYC Film Premiere)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for “For U: Intimate Live Experience”! 🤮 Watch Jesse Vega’s CREATIVE journey to his FIRST concert. 🤣…

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