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Tag: Food

Chicago Film + Music Biz Ghouls & Goblins Grubfest
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Chicago Film + Music Biz Ghouls & Goblins Grubfest

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Creatives in Chicago! πŸ™„ Filmmakers, writers, actors, musicians, and models (and everyone in between πŸ™„) unite for dinner…

Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Its Groove On
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Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Its Groove On

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ AFRO FUZION every Friday night with DJ Nice, DJ Oloff, & DJ Electra S. 🎧 Hosted by Paris…

Inglewood Gets a Nightclub: Prepare for Wakanda Forever, or Nah
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Inglewood Gets a Nightclub: Prepare for Wakanda Forever, or Nah

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„AFRO FUZION every Friday Night with DJ Nice, DJ Oloff & DJ Electra S.πŸ’ƒ Hosted by Paris Danca &…

Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Spicy New Spot!
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Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Spicy New Spot!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OH. MY. GOD.πŸ™„ Every Friday, prepare for AFRO FUZION at the “Tribe Entertainment Complex” with DJ Nice, DJ Oloff, &…

Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Lit With New African Nightclub
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Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Lit With New African Nightclub

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**Get ready to dance (or stumble) every Friday night! πŸ’ƒπŸ•Ί AFRO FUZION is here with DJs Nice, Oloff, & Electra…

Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Lit (Maybe Too Lit)
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Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Lit (Maybe Too Lit)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG!πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ AFRO FUZION every Friday Night with DJ Nice, DJ Oloff, & DJ Electra S!🎢 Hosted by Paris Danca &…

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Five Heartbeats Movie: Now With Actual Heartbeats

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

Oh, snap! 🎬 An “unforgettable” πŸ™„ evening at Immersive Dinner- Five Heartbeats Movie! 🍿So unique! Watch *Five Heartbeats* at 27801…

Ian Watkins’s Accused Killers Finally Unmasked; Ex Spills the Beans Post-Mortem
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Ian Watkins’s Accused Killers Finally Unmasked; Ex Spills the Beans Post-Mortem

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

OMG! 😱 Can you believe it?! πŸ€ͺ The infamous LOSTPROPHETS dude, Ian Watkins, finally bit the dust! πŸ’€ Seems like…

ZOHRAN’S DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO BE COOL: A COMEDY SHOW & DANCE PARTY
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ZOHRAN’S DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO BE COOL: A COMEDY SHOW & DANCE PARTY

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! Doors at 7 PM, but the REAL party starts at 8 PM! πŸ€ͺ Dance party? More like a desperation…

100 CRIES OF TERROR (1965): Prepare for Utterly Hilarious Mexican Horror on 16MM!
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100 CRIES OF TERROR (1965): Prepare for Utterly Hilarious Mexican Horror on 16MM!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke they don’t warn you about triggering content! 🀣…

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