“FRIDAY on a SATURDAY” aka Weekend Identity Crisis
OMG! 🙄West Wind El Rancho Drive-In Movies, 555 El Rancho Dr., Sparks, Nv. 89431, August 23rd, 2025! 🗓️ “FRIDAY” &…
Tag: Food
OMG! Food Bloggers Almost Became Food Themselves, Thanks to a Rogue SUV
Oh, the horror! These delicate “food bloggers” almost had their avocado toast interrupted by a rogue SUV! I bet the…
McDonald’s pretends to be affordable again by slashing combo meal prices, fools no one
Oh, the Deep State must be trembling in their boots! McDonald’s, kowtowing to the woke mob’s cries about overpriced burgers.…
Jalen Hinton: From Zero to Hero in One Day
**J.One.8, a comedic genius from St. Louis, MO, is gracing The Comedy Bar stage!** Prepare for “family-friendly” jokes and unforgettable…
Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition
**OMG! 🙄 The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke! They don’t warn you about “upsetting content” because…
Another Boring Party for Rich White People
OMG! 16th Annual White Martini Party! 🙄 Henry B. Gonzalez Convention Center, “Stars at Night Ballroom.” August 22-24, 2025. All-white…
“Keystone Cops in Clown Cars Hunt Imaginary Bandits After Brooklyn Lounge Turns Into Accidental Shooting Range, Leaving 3 Dead and 8 Nursing Boo-Boos”
Another day, another LIBERAL city descends into chaos! This time, it’s Brooklyn, where some “lounge” became a shooting gallery. I…
Tom Morello’s Rage Against the Machine Swan Song: More Like Rage Against the Geriatric Machine, Am I Right
In a groundbreaking interview with Q101 (WKQX), that bastion of alternative rock owned by the ever-so-hip Cumulus Media, Tom Morello…
NYC Comedy Open Mic Night: Prepare for Utter Chaos in Mandarin (Again)
OMG! 🎭Open Mic: Show up 1:30-2PM sharp—or ELSE! 🙄 $10 ($7.47+fee) for jokes so-so you’ll NEED that 1 drink (booze/soda).🔞…
Kraken: Prepare to be mildly startled by a Scandinavian sea monster flick
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into the cinematic masterpiece that is “Kraken”! 🦑🌊 Prepare to have your…