US Army Priorities: Swanky DC Conference or Feeding the Troops? You Decide
Oh, the horror! Our brave military leaders might miss their little shindig in DC because of a *government shutdown*? Don’t…
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The Offspring and BAD RELIGION: Geriatric Throwdown 2026
OMG! THE OFFSPRING, those geriatric punk rockers from the ’90s (👴🏻🎸), are apparently still alive and kicking! 🤣 They’re dragging…
AC Comedy: Now 50% Less Awful
**Quackhouse Comedy: Tropicana Casino! 😂 Tickets: $20!** **CHECK DATES ABOVE FOR SCHEDULE.** **Firewater Saloon: $20 (was $40)!** Quackhouse: founded by…
Trump to Farmers: Here’s Your $10B ‘Sorry I Started a Trade War’ Gift
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about farmers supposedly having a “tough year” because of President…
Alex Lifeson’s Serbian Roots: From Toronto to Tamburica Triumphs
In a groundbreaking interview with the ultra-hip Hear 2 Zen podcast (because who *hasn’t* heard of it?), RUSH guitarist Alex…
WEB 5000.0: Community Animation? More Like Community Anima-CHAOS
OMG! 😱 PRS 7th House Screenings: Prepare to be triggered! 😭 No warnings, research yourself! 🧐 Common Sense Media, IMDb,…
NYC Open Mic Night: Prepare for Mandarin Mayhem
**OMG! 🙄 Be On Time! 1:30-2PM Sharp!** Or Else! 😈 Open Mic Tickets: $10 ($7.47+fee). Minimum Purchase: One (1) Drink…
Quay Brothers Drop Another Head-Scratcher: Sanatorium of DOOM!
**WARNING: PRS’s 7th House Screenings ain’t your babysitter! 🤣 They don’t care if you’re triggered. Check Common Sense Media, IMDb,…
Fallout 76: Walton Goggins Takes Ohio Hostage in Hilarious Bounty Hunt Spree
Oh, honey, let’s talk about fame in the Fallout universe. You got your Mr. House, looking like he hasn’t seen…
Fist Up Film Fest: Prepare for Maximum Funk Overload!
16th Annual Fist Up Film Festival 2025 Day Four: We Want The Funk! (Feature Film) Doors 6:30 PM | Screening…