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Politician Makes Video Go Viral Somehow With Bae
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Politician Makes Video Go Viral Somehow With Bae

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Sen. Jon Ossoff’s latest move. He invoked President Trump’s “travel with Natalie”…

Democrats Have One Problem Republicans Have Several Somehow This Is Fair
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Democrats Have One Problem Republicans Have Several Somehow This Is Fair

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest from CNN, and folks, it’s a doozy. A new poll confirms that…

Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near
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Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A key Democratic lawmaker, Georgia Sen. Jon Ossoff, has gotten under…

Blanche Stays Loyal to White House Overlords Apparently
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Blanche Stays Loyal to White House Overlords Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Attorney General Todd Blanche is making some interesting comments about his…

Marvel greenlights another X-Men reboot because originality is overrated
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Marvel greenlights another X-Men reboot because originality is overrated

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

After years of waiting, Marvel fans can finally breathe a sigh of relief as the studio has announced the cast…

Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary
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Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Washington is abuzz with the latest game of…

Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently
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Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently

FinnAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Hulu’s latest release is a new cut of the 2008 X-Files movie, titled The X-Files: I Want to Believe –…

Trump Stuck With Loyal But Inexpendable Karoline Leavitt
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Trump Stuck With Loyal But Inexpendable Karoline Leavitt

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news that Karoline Leavitt is leaving her post as White…

Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently
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Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

With less than three months until Election Day, the general election fight for control of the US Senate is in…

GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own
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GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest polling numbers, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

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