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Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen
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Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat πŸΏπŸ‘€! Fox Corp. just announced that it’s buying out Roku for…

MAGA Elite Donate Big, Expecting Favors from Trump
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MAGA Elite Donate Big, Expecting Favors from Trump

Big ElephantJune 5, 2026June 5, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs
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Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…

Three Entirely Not Overhyped or Played Out Simpsons Episodes Are Being Held for Ransom Exclusively on Disney+
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Three Entirely Not Overhyped or Played Out Simpsons Episodes Are Being Held for Ransom Exclusively on Disney+

FinnMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Breaking News: The Simpsons is Leaving Fox, But Let’s be Real, You’re Probably Too Lazy to Notice πŸ™„. The newest…

STRYPER Releases New Single Because You Clearly Weren’t Tired of Their Power Ballads Yet
Breaking News: STRYPER Returns with New Single, and Honestly, We're Not Sure If We're Alright or Okay with It πŸ€”
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STRYPER Releases New Single Because You Clearly Weren’t Tired of Their Power Ballads Yet

Chord F. DiscordMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

The legendary Christian metal band STRYPER has just released a new single, “I’m Alright (I’m Okay)”, and we’re still trying…

Democrat Elites Cave to Liberal Tech Overlords Again Somehow
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Democrat Elites Cave to Liberal Tech Overlords Again Somehow

Big ElephantMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “consequences” of President Trump’s America-first policies,…

Liberal Hippie Singer Kills Someone Big Whoop
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Hippie Singer Kills Someone Big Whoop

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

HEATHEN Unleashes a Mind Blowing Earth Shattering Life Changing Cover of Some Obscure Song from the 90s Called Twist Of Faith That You Probably Never Heard Of Anyway
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HEATHEN Unleashes a Mind Blowing Earth Shattering Life Changing Cover of Some Obscure Song from the 90s Called Twist Of Faith That You Probably Never Heard Of Anyway

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

San Francisco Bay Area thrash metal veterans HEATHEN have released another deep-dive cover of their members’ musical history to celebrate…

Breaking News Michael J Fox Found Alive and Kicking But Let’s Be Real We’re All Still Waiting for the Official Twitter Confirmation from Doc Brown Himself
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Breaking News Michael J Fox Found Alive and Kicking But Let’s Be Real We’re All Still Waiting for the Official Twitter Confirmation from Doc Brown Himself

FinnApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

Oh no, the world almost lost the one and only Michael J. Fox, or so CNN thought πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ! The legendary…

BREAKING: Red Lobster Plans to Ruin Your Diet and Relationships with Highly Anticipated Return of the Infamous Endless Shrimp Promotion That Will Obviously End in Carb Coma and Regret
Breaking News: Red Lobster to Revive Endless Shrimp Promotion, Because Who Needs Financial Stability Anyway? πŸ΄πŸ‘€
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BREAKING: Red Lobster Plans to Ruin Your Diet and Relationships with Highly Anticipated Return of the Infamous Endless Shrimp Promotion That Will Obviously End in Carb Coma and Regret

FinnApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Red Lobster is rumored to be bringing back the infamous Endless Shrimp promotion that…

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