The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Because the Original Made So Much Sense Let’s Reboot it with More Unnecessary Scenes
The X-Files: I Want to Believe is back, and this time it’s going to be so scary, you’ll probably pee…
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Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine
Oh no, the sky is falling! Dave Mustaine announced that MEGADETH’s latest album might be their last, and the internet…
Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely
Marvel’s fourth Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland is called Spider-Man: Brand New Day, a name that will be familiar to…
Trump Mulls Booting Pirro Over Reflecting Pool Fiasco Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump considering removing Jeanine Pirro, the US attorney for the District…
Democrats Somehow Still Underperforming Expectations
The Democratic Party’s quest for a Senate majority is getting interesting, folks. At the beginning of the 2026 election cycle,…
Government Casually Brushes Against Your Rights Again Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story where a left-wing activist, Sam Tunick, was stopped by Border…
Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest news about the civilian nuclear agreement between the United…
Capitalism Loses Favor Among Americans Somehow Still Surprising Some People
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s strategy for the 2026 midterm elections is to…
Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Sen. Darline Graham announcing her run for her late brother’s seat…
Trump’s Base Suddenly Realizes He’s Still Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s supposed sway over his base, and I’ve got to…