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How to Buy Stuff Like a Ninja: DC Webinar Reveals Secret Spy Gadgets for Government Procurement
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How to Buy Stuff Like a Ninja: DC Webinar Reveals Secret Spy Gadgets for Government Procurement

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 18, 2025

Legal Eagles & Contract Ninjas: The Fox Rothschild Circus Comes to Town! 🦊📜🎪 Doug HibshmanPartner | Fox Rothschildhttps://www.linkedin.com/in/doug-hibshman-06969248 Doug is…

The Rise of Regional Game Studios as Global Competitors: From Basement Coders to Billion-Dollar Bullies
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The Rise of Regional Game Studios as Global Competitors: From Basement Coders to Billion-Dollar Bullies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 18, 2025December 18, 2025

Move over, Silicon Valley hipsters with your $12 avocado toast and kombucha obsessions—there’s a new sheriff in town, and they…

Plans for Attack in New Orleans Thwarted Because Plot Twist Detected by Authorities | CNN
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Plans for Attack in New Orleans Thwarted Because Plot Twist Detected by Authorities | CNN

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Buckle up, folks! Another day, another radical leftist eco-terrorist trying to turn America into a real-life version of “Mad Max”…

Warren Buffett is a Zen master
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Warren Buffett is a Zen master

Big ElephantDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

Warren Buffett, The Agnostic Saint: How A Billionaire Found Enlightenment Without God Warren Buffett, the 95-year-old agnostic billionaire who claims…

Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse
🚨 BREAKING: Disney Just Sold Its Soul to OpenAI for $1 Billion and a High-Five from Sam Altman 🙌💸
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Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry (and probably a few existential crises through the animatronic…

Robert Smith Announces He’ll ‘Cure’ Teenage Cancer Trust Gigs Like Some Kind of Goth Messiah (Again)
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Robert Smith Announces He’ll ‘Cure’ Teenage Cancer Trust Gigs Like Some Kind of Goth Messiah (Again)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Robert Smith Summons the Ghosts of Alternative Rock Past for Teenage Cancer Trust Extravaganza – Because Apparently, the ’90s Never…

SKILLET’s John Cooper Claims Bedroom Conversion at Age Five: Tiny Human, Huge Decision
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SKILLET’s John Cooper Claims Bedroom Conversion at Age Five: Tiny Human, Huge Decision

Chord F. DiscordDecember 8, 2025December 8, 2025

In the latest earth-shattering episode of the See The King podcast (sponsored by holy water and gluten-free communion wafers), host…

Jason Bateman Humiliated by Furries Obsessed With Cartoon Fox
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Jason Bateman Humiliated by Furries Obsessed With Cartoon Fox

FinnNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

Jason Bateman, bless his heart, is *vaguely* aware that you exist, you degenerate furries, and that some of you are…

OMG! Democrat Drama: Gluesenkamp Perez Throws Shade at Fellow Dem for Daring to Retire Whenever He Wants
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OMG! Democrat Drama: Gluesenkamp Perez Throws Shade at Fellow Dem for Daring to Retire Whenever He Wants

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Another day, another Democrat doing what Democrats do best: rigging the system! Washington’s own Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, probably angling for…

CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump, Epstein, and a Very Quiet Puppy
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CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump, Epstein, and a Very Quiet Puppy

Big ElephantNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They dug up some old emails from that scumbag Epstein where he badmouths…

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