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Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently
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Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently

FinnAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Hulu’s latest release is a new cut of the 2008 X-Files movie, titled The X-Files: I Want to Believe –…

Trump Stuck With Loyal But Inexpendable Karoline Leavitt
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Trump Stuck With Loyal But Inexpendable Karoline Leavitt

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news that Karoline Leavitt is leaving her post as White…

Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently
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Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

With less than three months until Election Day, the general election fight for control of the US Senate is in…

GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own
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GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest polling numbers, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Because the Original Made So Much Sense Let’s Reboot it with More Unnecessary Scenes
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The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Because the Original Made So Much Sense Let’s Reboot it with More Unnecessary Scenes

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 6, 2026

The X-Files: I Want to Believe is back, and this time it’s going to be so scary, you’ll probably pee…

Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine
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Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Dave Mustaine announced that MEGADETH’s latest album might be their last, and the internet…

Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely
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Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Marvel’s fourth Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland is called Spider-Man: Brand New Day, a name that will be familiar to…

Trump Mulls Booting Pirro Over Reflecting Pool Fiasco Because Why Not
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Trump Mulls Booting Pirro Over Reflecting Pool Fiasco Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump considering removing Jeanine Pirro, the US attorney for the District…

Democrats Somehow Still Underperforming Expectations
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Democrats Somehow Still Underperforming Expectations

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

The Democratic Party’s quest for a Senate majority is getting interesting, folks. At the beginning of the 2026 election cycle,…

Government Casually Brushes Against Your Rights Again Somehow
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Government Casually Brushes Against Your Rights Again Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story where a left-wing activist, Sam Tunick, was stopped by Border…

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