Trump’s Master Deal Making Skills: Nope, Says America
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been trying to sell the Iran war…
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Alcatraz Claims More Victims Than Latest Prison Break Movie
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a pretty intense situation that went down in San Francisco. Apparently, a pontoon…
Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently
So, I was reading this article on CNN, sipping my coffee, and I just about spit it out when I…
Danny Elfman saves rock music with upcoming tour apparently nobody asked for
Oh boy, oh boy! Get ready for the most epic tour of 2026, folks! 🤩 Danny Elfman, the mastermind behind…
You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Soaked $800 Daily
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has declined to intervene in a case where…
US Suddenly Loves Soccer Now That We’re Winning
Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the World Cup, and I’ve got to say, the numbers are…
Bodom Reunion Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs More Power Chords
Get ready for a serious dose of Finnish metal, because CHILDREN OF BODOM is back… kind of. The band will…
You Guys Still Confused About America
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Gallup poll, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🍿👀! Fox Corp. just announced that it’s buying out Roku for…
MAGA Elite Donate Big, Expecting Favors from Trump
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…