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Chicago Film + Music Biz Ghouls & Goblins Grubfest
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Chicago Film + Music Biz Ghouls & Goblins Grubfest

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Creatives in Chicago! πŸ™„ Filmmakers, writers, actors, musicians, and models (and everyone in between πŸ™„) unite for dinner…

Atlanta’s Elite (and Slightly Spooky) Dinner Party
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Atlanta’s Elite (and Slightly Spooky) Dinner Party

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

URGENT! Attention, delusional “creatives” of Atlanta! πŸŽ­πŸ• Join our super-exclusive (under 15 ppl!) “micro-event” dinner. Locations? 🀫 We’ll tell the…

‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ Fans Somehow Okay With Megan Fox Playing a Chicken
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‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ Fans Somehow Okay With Megan Fox Playing a Chicken

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

HOLY. CHICKEN. NUGGETS. πŸ” They actually cast Megan Fox in Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. As Toy Chica? Are you…

CNN to Host AOC and Bernie: Prepare for Peak Wokeness
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CNN to Host AOC and Bernie: Prepare for Peak Wokeness

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

AOC and Bernie, the dynamic duo of destruction, are teaming up with CNN (aka the Communist News Network) for a…

Sigourney Weaver in Talks with Mouse House for More Alien Screaming
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Sigourney Weaver in Talks with Mouse House for More Alien Screaming

FinnOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sigourney Weaver, bless her heart, claims there’s ANOTHER πŸ‘½Alien script floating around. And guess what? She thinks it’s…

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