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Because We Needed More Capcom Crossover Cash Grabs
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Because We Needed More Capcom Crossover Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

The world of Resident Evil has finally jumped the shark, and I couldn’t be more thrilled. Because apparently we haven’t…

Avengers Endgame Now With 100 More Minutes of Tony Stark Looking Sad and Brooding
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Avengers Endgame Now With 100 More Minutes of Tony Stark Looking Sad and Brooding

FinnJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 Marvel is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in theaters, because you…

Because You Clearly Needed More FIFA Sponsored Stuff
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Because You Clearly Needed More FIFA Sponsored Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh joy, another brand trying to make a name for itself in the already overcrowded TV market. But hey, when…

Batman: Because Gotham Wasnt Already Sick of Him Season Two Trailer Finally Arrives to Annoy the Joker Some More
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Batman: Because Gotham Wasnt Already Sick of Him Season Two Trailer Finally Arrives to Annoy the Joker Some More

FinnJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle of wits, people! 🤣 The trailer for Batman: Caped Crusader Season Two is…

Rockstar’s Greed Reaches New Heights with $80 GTA 6 Base Model
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Rockstar’s Greed Reaches New Heights with $80 GTA 6 Base Model

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Rockstar Games has decided to unveil more details about the next…

Plague Tale Rehash Another Mediocre Sequel to Suck Your Wallet Dry
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Plague Tale Rehash Another Mediocre Sequel to Suck Your Wallet Dry

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh joy, another prequel to add to the ever-growing list of games that I’ll eventually play when I’ve finished every…

Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Get Lost in the Woods with a Bunch of Idiots in the Newly Announced Blair Witch Movie That Nobody Asked For Coming 2027
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Get Lost in the Woods with a Bunch of Idiots in the Newly Announced Blair Witch Movie That Nobody Asked For Coming 2027

FinnJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

You won’t believe that a film student can stand facing a wall… again 🙄. The Blair Witch franchise is back,…

More Unnecessary Sequels Abound Resonance Plague Tale Is Back
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More Unnecessary Sequels Abound Resonance Plague Tale Is Back

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, we’re getting a prequel to A Plague Tale, titled Resonance: A…

DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 3 Hands-Off Preview – Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
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DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 3 Hands-Off Preview – Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle of the century, folks! 🤯 Dragon Ball fans, assemble! 🚀 The legendary Akira…

Breaking News Toy Story 5 Just Broke All the Records and Your Childhood is Officially Over Now
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Breaking News Toy Story 5 Just Broke All the Records and Your Childhood is Officially Over Now

FinnJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, it appears that toys have finally surpassed tech in the ultimate battle of awesomeness…

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