Kathleen Kennedy Finally Admits the Han Solo Movie Was the Space-Bucket List Item We All Forgot to Check Off
Behold, the Grand Confession of the Galactic Empress: She Only Regrets the One That Got Away (and the Box Office…
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Prime Video Says “Boi” To Accuracy, Casts Completely Unrelated Beefcake As Kratos For God of War
Hold onto your Leviathan Axe and prepare your most dramatic sighs, gamers, because Sony and Amazon have finally decided to…
Former Great White Hopefuls Release Video for ‘Rockin’ Like The 80’s’ Because Apparently 2024 Is The New 1987
Hold onto your hairspray and dust off that old Spandex, because the 80s hair metal ghost-riding train just left the…
‘God of War’ TV Series Finally Finds Someone Angry Enough to Play Kratos (It’s Some Dude From ‘The Santa Clarita Diet’)
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: It only took them the entire Age of the Ancients, a few cycles of Ragnarok, and probably…
Corey Taylor to Sell You Signed Photos at a Horror Convention (Because He’s in Slipknot, Apparently) in Pasadena This May 2026
🧟♂️ ATTENTION, MAGGOTS & MONSTER-FREAKS! 🧟♂️ Slipknot’s Vol. 5: The Search for More Money has officially begun, and this time…
THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER Wastes No Time Booking Yet Another Tour For 2026, Dragging THE ACACIA STRAIN Along For The Ride
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The Black Dahlia Murder Is Literally Coming To Your Town To End Your Ears (And Maybe Your…
A New ‘Jackass’ Movie Is Coming This Summer Because Apparently We Haven’t Learned Our Lesson
🚨BREAKING: Johnny Knoxville Reports That Pain Is Back, And So Is Jackass 🚨 😱💥 In a move that shocked absolutely…
The 16 Shows We’ll Pretend to Care About in 2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: THE TV INDUSTRY IS STILL ALIVE, AND IT’S HERE TO STEAL YOUR SOUL ONE BINGE-WATCH AT A…
5 Sequels That Completely Abandoned the Original Film’s Genre Like a Coward
🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood Discovers Sequels Are Basically Just the Same Movie, But With More Explosions (And Less Logic) 🚨 Ah,…
Business Ownership Summit: How to Fail Spectacularly in 2026 With the Perfectly Wrong Business
**In 2026, you could finally stop doomscrolling LinkedIn and become a “boss” — if you survive Beau Eckstein’s 2-hour sales…