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Gal Gadot Speaks Out Against DCEU Demolition Job By Studio Geniuses
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Gal Gadot Speaks Out Against DCEU Demolition Job By Studio Geniuses

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

In a recent interview on the Happy Sad Confused podcast, Gal Gadot shared her thoughts on how her time as…

Beloved Voice Actor Peter Cullen Finally Freed from Transformers Franchise
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Beloved Voice Actor Peter Cullen Finally Freed from Transformers Franchise

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

If you’re ready to relive the thrill of watching cartoon robots fight and your childhood hero die, then you’re in…

HBO Max Digs Up The Howard Stern Show Because Everything Else is Exhausted
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HBO Max Digs Up The Howard Stern Show Because Everything Else is Exhausted

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Howard Stern is returning to television, because of course he is. The “King of All Media” has struck a deal…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a mashup of a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea…

Because What Dragon Ball Super Needed Was a Whopper Tie In
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Because What Dragon Ball Super Needed Was a Whopper Tie In

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Because the world was missing a Dragon Ball-themed meal, Burger King has decided to fill that void with their new…

Another Exciting Remake Of A Character You Forgot Existed
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Another Exciting Remake Of A Character You Forgot Existed

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

In a shocking twist, it appears that Doctor Doom, the infamous Marvel villain, might not be the straightforward bad guy…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Zack Snyder Film Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Zack Snyder Film Apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Zack Snyder’s latest project, The Last Photograph, is set to make its world premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival…

Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week
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Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

We’re back with another thrilling installment of “what’s new on streaming,” because that’s what passes for excitement in the entertainment…

Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently
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Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Pokémon is back with a new movie, because of course it is. The franchise that refuses to let its catchphrase…

Lanterns Movie Exists Because Someone Thought It Was a Good Idea Apparently
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Lanterns Movie Exists Because Someone Thought It Was a Good Idea Apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

The Green Lanterns are back, and they’re more emotionally unavailable than ever. The latest episode of HBO Max’s Lanterns series…

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