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Glorilla & 2 Chainz to Turn Bayou Classic After-Party into a Hilarious Mosh Pit @ Metro
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Glorilla & 2 Chainz to Turn Bayou Classic After-Party into a Hilarious Mosh Pit @ Metro

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

**HEREWEGO ENTERTAINMENT and friends present THE official BAYOU CLASSIC AFTER PARTY!** Saturday, November 29th (10:00PM – 4AM) 😴 at THE…

Robert Plant Accidentally Admits He Listens to Nonesuch Records (We’re Shocked)
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Robert Plant Accidentally Admits He Listens to Nonesuch Records (We’re Shocked)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

So, Robert Plant, bless his ever-so-humble heart, popped by Nonesuch Records’ “Nonesuch Selects” video series. You know, the one where…

Florida Eviction Party Gets a Tad Too Wild: Deputy Down, Shooter and Friends Feeling Kinda Owchie
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Florida Eviction Party Gets a Tad Too Wild: Deputy Down, Shooter and Friends Feeling Kinda Owchie

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Another Day, Another Socialist Snowflake Meltdown! A Florida sheriff’s deputy, a true American hero, was KILLED while serving an eviction…

Hollywood’s Newest Blockbuster: “Harmony Streets” – Prepare to Yawn
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Hollywood’s Newest Blockbuster: “Harmony Streets” – Prepare to Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 21, 2025

Wow, a night of glamour! The Harmony Streets premiere presented by Kobena & Friends? 🤣 CineVision, 3300 Northeast Expy Ste…

Billy Corgan Thinks Smashing Pumpkins Opera Won’t Be Total Trainwreck
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Billy Corgan Thinks Smashing Pumpkins Opera Won’t Be Total Trainwreck

Chord F. DiscordNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

So, BILLY CORGAN, the dude who thinks wrestling is a legitimate sport, has decided his music is high art.🤡 He’s…

Trump’s Apology: A Survivor’s Hilarious Demand He Probably Won’t Fulfill
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Trump’s Apology: A Survivor’s Hilarious Demand He Probably Won’t Fulfill

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 18, 2025

Another day, another leftist trying to smear our glorious President Trump. This time, it’s some “Epstein survivor” (probably a Soros…

Apple Declares New Podcast King, Listeners Everywhere Shrug
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Apple Declares New Podcast King, Listeners Everywhere Shrug

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Folks, can you believe it? Joe Rogan, a true patriot, has taken the #1 spot on Apple Podcasts! Finally, some…

Could This BE Any More Obvious: Friends Trivia & Overeating Buffet
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Could This BE Any More Obvious: Friends Trivia & Overeating Buffet

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**Could this BE any more basic? 🤪 “Friends”-themed trivia night! Chandler Hill Vineyards is hosting this snooze-fest. Prepare for lobster…

GOP to Expose Deep State Secrets by Accidentally Releasing Epstein Files
The Swamp Rats are at it Again!
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GOP to Expose Deep State Secrets by Accidentally Releasing Epstein Files

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Deep State collaborators Massie and Khanna, in a desperate attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump, are pushing for the…

‘Star Trek’ Finally Crawls Out of Its Grave for Another Reboot
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‘Star Trek’ Finally Crawls Out of Its Grave for Another Reboot

FinnNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

🤣 Oh, sweet Jesus, they’re STILL trying to make another Star Trek movie? It’s been a whole DECADE since they last boldly…

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