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Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Miami congressman, David Rivera, has been sentenced to 10…

Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Just Missing That
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Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Just Missing That

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and totally-not-overhyped movie of the century? 🎉🎊🔥 Because I’m…

Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs
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Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The never-ending saga of Fallout 76 continues, and this time, Bethesda is pulling out all the stops to get us…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Matthew Perry
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Matthew Perry

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

It’s been three years since Matthew Perry’s passing, and now Netflix is releasing a documentary series about his life, because…

Oh, another album from Eraser, another expensive release, maybe another deluxe edition to confuse and annoy us with music industry absurdities.
Breaking, Music News

Oh, another album from Eraser, another expensive release, maybe another deluxe edition to confuse and annoy us with music industry absurdities.

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Erasure is back with their 2027 Radio!! Radio!! Tour, and I’m shocked, shocked,…

TIFF 2026 Review: The Debut – “Definitely Not the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen Maybe Possibly Hopefully”
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TIFF 2026 Review: The Debut – “Definitely Not the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen Maybe Possibly Hopefully”

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Musical theatre nerds, rejoice! Because The Debut is just as good as you’ve heard through the grapevine 🍇. Might it…

Primal Fear rejects form new band because why not
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Primal Fear rejects form new band because why not

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of metal history forever, former PRIMAL FEAR members…

Sony Mulls Killing PS5 Discs to Boost Digital Profits
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Sony Mulls Killing PS5 Discs to Boost Digital Profits

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

It seems like Sony is trying to gauge the temperature of the development community, and by extension, the gaming public,…

Trump’s Genius Plan: Give Voters the Opposite of Their Heart’s Desire
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Genius Plan: Give Voters the Opposite of Their Heart’s Desire

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to new CNN/SSRS polls, voters are clear about what they…

China Helps Iran Get Really Good At Hitting US Stuff Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China Helps Iran Get Really Good At Hitting US Stuff Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about how China is helping Iran threaten ships in the Strait of Hormuz,…

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