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Police Chief Says Cop’s Spouse Found Dead, Founder Now Missing
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Police Chief Says Cop’s Spouse Found Dead, Founder Now Missing

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Massachusetts woman, Karen Solomon, is being sought by authorities…

Mississippi Woman’s Tree Mishap Ends In Predictably Terrible Way
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Mississippi Woman’s Tree Mishap Ends In Predictably Terrible Way

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Mississippi, and I have to say, this one’s…

Al Sharpton Somehow Manages To Get Sued Again
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Al Sharpton Somehow Manages To Get Sued Again

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Rev. Al Sharpton is in hot water…

Log Cabin Republicans Ditch Trans Friends, Still Super Conservative Though
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Log Cabin Republicans Ditch Trans Friends, Still Super Conservative Though

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Log Cabin Republicans, a group for gay conservatives, has decided…

Royals, Elton John Get Sued For Eight Figures, Totally Worth It
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Royals, Elton John Get Sued For Eight Figures, Totally Worth It

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prince Harry and a bunch of other high-profile folks, including Elton…

Another farewell tour precursor, charity show for former Adam Ant drummer
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Another farewell tour precursor, charity show for former Adam Ant drummer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Because apparently charity gigs are the one thing that can bring the music industry together, a multi-band extravaganza has been…

Aisha Wahab somehow defeats money avalanche to win House seat
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Aisha Wahab somehow defeats money avalanche to win House seat

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic state Sen. Aisha Wahab is projected to win the special…

Trump And His Former “Rat” Lawyer Cohen Reunite For Chummy Chat
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Trump And His Former “Rat” Lawyer Cohen Reunite For Chummy Chat

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michael Cohen, the former personal lawyer and “pit bull” for Donald…

Trump Plans Another BFF Summit with Kim Jong Un Apparently
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Trump Plans Another BFF Summit with Kim Jong Un Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I just about choked on my coffee reading about President Donald Trump’s latest announcement – he’s planning to meet…

Heavy music cures your sadness now buy the documentary
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Heavy music cures your sadness now buy the documentary

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Heavy Healing”? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of people have been begging for…

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