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SEPULTURA Fires Current Drummer, Hires Back Guy They Fired, Extends Farewell Tour to the Year 3000
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SEPULTURA Fires Current Drummer, Hires Back Guy They Fired, Extends Farewell Tour to the Year 3000

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Brazilian/American metallers SEPULTURA, those geriatric rockers who refuse to die, have confirmed that drum prodigy (or victim?) Greyson Nekrutman will…

Marty McFly’s Back: Old Man Scorsese Gets a Docu-Makeover
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Marty McFly’s Back: Old Man Scorsese Gets a Docu-Makeover

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

OMG! 😱 Apple TV+ just dropped a trailer for “Mr. Scorsese,” a five-part docuseries by Rebecca Miller. Five parts?! Is…

CNN Fact Check: Trump Spouts Utter Nonsense to Military Brass, Shocking No One
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CNN Fact Check: Trump Spouts Utter Nonsense to Military Brass, Shocking No One

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to twist President Trump’s words and make him look bad.…

Chad Gray of Mudvayne Reminisces About Vinnie Paul: A Touching Tale of Friendship (and Drum Lessons?)
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Chad Gray of Mudvayne Reminisces About Vinnie Paul: A Touching Tale of Friendship (and Drum Lessons?)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

So, Radioactive MikeZ, bless his heart (or whatever’s left of it), managed to wrangle MUDVAYNE’s very own Chad Gray onto…

Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless Claims to Have Made “Lifelong Friends” With AC/DC (Yeah, Right)
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Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless Claims to Have Made “Lifelong Friends” With AC/DC (Yeah, Right)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

In a recent appearance on The Mistress Carrie Podcast, Taylor Momsen, the reigning queen of Hot Topic anthems, gushed about…

“Scream” (1996): More Like “Snooze” (1996)
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“Scream” (1996): More Like “Snooze” (1996)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

Scream (1996) at Brew Garden! 😱 Prepare for the cinematic masterpiece of jump scares and questionable acting. Bring friends, or…

Disney+ CA: October 2025’s Trash Pile – Prepare for Disappointment
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Disney+ CA: October 2025’s Trash Pile – Prepare for Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Ah, October 2025, that magical time of year when the leaves are falling 🍂, pumpkin spice lattes are flowing ☕,…

Minecraft LAME September 2025: A “Recap” Of The Same Old Promises
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Minecraft LAME September 2025: A “Recap” Of The Same Old Promises

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Oh boy, another Minecraft LIVE! 🎉 As if we needed more blocks in our lives. Mojang Studios, bless their blocky…

🔥 Lorna Shore LIVE in Greensboro, NC | Sep 23, 2025 | Full Power Show 🤘🎤🎶
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🔥 Lorna Shore LIVE in Greensboro, NC | Sep 23, 2025 | Full Power Show 🤘🎤🎶

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

Lorna Shore took over the stage at Greensboro Complex Arena on September 23, 2025! 🏟️ The arena was almost completely…

Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For
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Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Drawing on what are generously being called “careers” in American rock, HOWL OWL HOWL is a brand-new band with the…

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