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Tag: Frozen

“Diplomats Battle It Out in Frozen Hunger Games (Spoiler: Everyone Loses but the Free Food)”
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“Diplomats Battle It Out in Frozen Hunger Games (Spoiler: Everyone Loses but the Free Food)”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 8, 2025

Ready to “travel the world” without leaving DC? 🤯 The Winternational fiesta is back, where embassies compete to prove whose…

Northwestern U caves to Trump, coughs up $75M for thawed cash
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Northwestern U caves to Trump, coughs up $75M for thawed cash

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Another Woke University Caves to Trump! Northwestern Univesity had $790 million in federal funding frozen and now are forced to…

Frozen Soul in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
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Frozen Soul in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Death Metal from Fort Worth, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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