Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I’ve got my coffee, my favorite metal album playing…
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GWAR Invades Video Game Because Clearly Thats What Was Missing
In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of human history, GWAR has announced that they’re…
Tommy Karevik Spills Beans On Kamelot’s Latest Overwrought Fantasy Opera
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s frontman Tommy Karevik just spilled the beans about…
USPS Whistleblower Reveals Mail Ballot System Is Totally Not Fine
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US Postal Service’s new system for verifying mail ballots, and let…
White House Ballroom Construction Gets Reprieve Because Priorities
The Supreme Court has given President Donald Trump the green light to continue working on a massive new ballroom at…
Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Mayor Zohran Mamdani is planning to open five government-owned supermarkets in…
Frozen 3 Sneak Peek Reveals Olaf’s New Love Interest at D23
Disney previewed the highly anticipated Frozen 3 at D23 on Friday. During a presentation featuring cast members Idina Menzel, Kristen…
Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama surrounding Paramount’s deal to buy Warner…
LA Neighborhood Upgraded to Toxic Hellhole Status
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy warehouse fire in Boyle Heights, Los Angeles, and I just…
SHINING Returns To Confuse Norway With New Music
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 SHINING just dropped a new single, “North”, and it’s a wild…