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200 Stab Wounds blesses us with new album to ruin our lives Lowest Form
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200 Stab Wounds blesses us with new album to ruin our lives Lowest Form

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 200 STAB WOUNDS is back, and they’re not just bringing their…

Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face
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Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I’ve got my coffee, my favorite metal album playing…

GWAR Invades Video Game Because Clearly Thats What Was Missing
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GWAR Invades Video Game Because Clearly Thats What Was Missing

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of human history, GWAR has announced that they’re…

Tommy Karevik Spills Beans On Kamelot’s Latest Overwrought Fantasy Opera
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Tommy Karevik Spills Beans On Kamelot’s Latest Overwrought Fantasy Opera

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s frontman Tommy Karevik just spilled the beans about…

USPS Whistleblower Reveals Mail Ballot System Is Totally Not Fine
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USPS Whistleblower Reveals Mail Ballot System Is Totally Not Fine

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US Postal Service’s new system for verifying mail ballots, and let…

White House Ballroom Construction Gets Reprieve Because Priorities
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White House Ballroom Construction Gets Reprieve Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

The Supreme Court has given President Donald Trump the green light to continue working on a massive new ballroom at…

Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks
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Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Mayor Zohran Mamdani is planning to open five government-owned supermarkets in…

Frozen 3 Sneak Peek Reveals Olaf’s New Love Interest at D23
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Frozen 3 Sneak Peek Reveals Olaf’s New Love Interest at D23

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2026

Disney previewed the highly anticipated Frozen 3 at D23 on Friday. During a presentation featuring cast members Idina Menzel, Kristen…

Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now
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Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama surrounding Paramount’s deal to buy Warner…

LA Neighborhood Upgraded to Toxic Hellhole Status
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LA Neighborhood Upgraded to Toxic Hellhole Status

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy warehouse fire in Boyle Heights, Los Angeles, and I just…

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