AMORPHIS Drops ‘Crowned in Crimson’ Because Apparently Kalevala Needed a Soundtrack From 2008
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GWAR Crawls Out of Sewer to Terrorize America Again with SOULFLY and KING PARROT in 2026
🚨 BREAKING: The End Of Days Is Coming (Again), And It’s Touring North America With A Merch Table 🚨 In…
SLAYER Band Biography By D.X. Ferris Finally Deafens Your Ears As An Audiobook
Move over, history books and science textbooks—there’s a new educational powerhouse in town, and it’s screaming at you in double-blast-beat…
Sibling Sexual Behavior: When Twins Decide to Break the Gene Pool Record
**About this event** The CSA Centre proudly presents *“Sibling Secrets: When Your Brother is Your Biggest Fan (in the Wrong…
Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry (and probably a few existential crises through the animatronic…
“Diplomats Battle It Out in Frozen Hunger Games (Spoiler: Everyone Loses but the Free Food)”
Ready to “travel the world” without leaving DC? 🤯 The Winternational fiesta is back, where embassies compete to prove whose…
Northwestern U caves to Trump, coughs up $75M for thawed cash
Another Woke University Caves to Trump! Northwestern Univesity had $790 million in federal funding frozen and now are forced to…
Frozen Soul in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
Death Metal from Fort Worth, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…