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Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live
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Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Oh joy, another Final Fantasy game to add to the ever-growing list of RPGs that will consume my life. Final…

Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason
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Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Chili’s, the casual dining chain, is going back to its roots…

Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet
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Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

In a world where remasters and remakes are all the rage, it’s refreshing to see that board games are still…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

The Rocky saga appears to have finally come to an end, or so we thought. With Sylvester Stallone now 80…

Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough
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Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Jason Newsted, the former Metallica bassist, has announced that he’s hitting the road with his band, The Chophouse Band, and…

Nation’s Cybersecurity Now In Capable Hands Of Robots Apparently
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Nation’s Cybersecurity Now In Capable Hands Of Robots Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

The White House is launching a new initiative to coordinate cybersecurity defenses across critical infrastructure, and I’m reading about it…

Resident Evil fans get requiem later than promised surprise surprise
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Resident Evil fans get requiem later than promised surprise surprise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

It seems like CAPCOM is playing a game of musical chairs with their release schedule, and we’re all just along…

Tom Cruise’s Digger gets October 2 release date because Hollywood needs more egos
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Tom Cruise’s Digger gets October 2 release date because Hollywood needs more egos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Get ready for the most explosive, potentially disastrous film of the year – Digger, starring the one and only Tom…

Graham’s Departure Sparks Thrilling Game of Musical Chairs in Washington
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Graham’s Departure Sparks Thrilling Game of Musical Chairs in Washington

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

The death of Sen. Lindsey Graham and the long hospitalization of Sen. Mitch McConnell are reminders that time waits for…

Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon
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Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes kicked off the second day of TennoCon 2026 with…

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