Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music
In a shocking turn of events, Jack Osbourne, the son of the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne, has confirmed…
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US Air Force Flight Abortively Returns Due to Space Debris Concerns
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Air Force flight bound for Antarctica had to turn…
Devin Townsend Somehow Manages To Write 100 More Songs Nobody Asked For
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I just can’t even contain my excitement… 😴 Devin…
Rubio Takes Bold Step Against People He Disagrees With
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US Secretary of State Marco Rubio is going after the International…
Phantom Blade Zero slices through hype with actual gameplay reveal
In a move that’s as surprising as a AAA game not having microtransactions, S-Game has finally lifted the veil on…
Democrats Have One Problem Republicans Have Several Somehow This Is Fair
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest from CNN, and folks, it’s a doozy. A new poll confirms that…
Paramount demands massive bond from Warner Bros merger opponents
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Paramount is asking the states suing over the Warner…
Gaming’s Greatest Hits Recycled Again with Battlefield Top Gun Mashup
Get ready for a healthy dose of excitement and skepticism as EA’s latest cash grab, err, I mean, “content update”…
Strawberry Prices Set To Become Your Newest Expense Nightmare Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about strawberries, and I have to say, it’s a real treat.…
RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to the past? 🙄 Because I’ve got some…