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Morbid Metal Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Slash Robots
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Morbid Metal Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Slash Robots

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

I’m so excited to dive into Morbid Metal, a game that’s been lurking in the shadows, waiting to unleash its…

Oh Joy Another Overhyped Game “It Has My Face” Finally Leaves Early Access Because You Clearly Needed More Survival Horror Games With Slightly Different Mechanics And A Creepy Face On The Cover
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Oh Joy Another Overhyped Game “It Has My Face” Finally Leaves Early Access Because You Clearly Needed More Survival Horror Games With Slightly Different Mechanics And A Creepy Face On The Cover

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

NightByte Games and Behaviour Interactive are finally done messing around with their new game, It Has My Face, and it’s…

Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Experience of Watching Your Character Die Repeatedly in Ascenders: Because Who Needs to Reach the Peak Anyway
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Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Experience of Watching Your Character Die Repeatedly in Ascenders: Because Who Needs to Reach the Peak Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for another climbing game? 🤣 Because, apparently, the world was just missing a game…

Conan The Barbarian Somehow Manages to Wreck Stuff Again in Yet Another DLC That Will Probably Sell Anyway Jotunnslayer Hordes of Hel Because Who Needs Originality
The Epic Return of Conan The Barbarian: Because You Clearly Didn't Have Enough Beefcake in Your Life 🤣
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Conan The Barbarian Somehow Manages to Wreck Stuff Again in Yet Another DLC That Will Probably Sell Anyway Jotunnslayer Hordes of Hel Because Who Needs Originality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

The developers behind Jotunnslayer: Hordes of Hel have announced a DLC that brings the one and only Conan The Barbarian…

Cyberpunk Edgerunners Fans Get Ready to Waste Even More of Their Lives on a Board Game Based on a Show About Wasting Your Life in a Dystopian Future
Breaking News: Cyberpunk Edgerunners Fans Rejoice! A New Board Game is Coming to Ruin Your Social Life 🎉👀
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Cyberpunk Edgerunners Fans Get Ready to Waste Even More of Their Lives on a Board Game Based on a Show About Wasting Your Life in a Dystopian Future

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

After the astronomical success of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, because who doesn’t love a good anime about edgy teens with cybernetic enhancements…

The Agonizing Decision of the Century: Will You Waste Your Life on Hearthstone, Get Addicted to Slay the Spire 2, or Settle for the Clearly Superior Balatro
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The Agonizing Decision of the Century: Will You Waste Your Life on Hearthstone, Get Addicted to Slay the Spire 2, or Settle for the Clearly Superior Balatro

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

So, you want to know about digital card games, huh? 🤔 Well, let me tell you, they’re a thing, and…

Warlock Build Guide Because You Clearly Need Help with Your Crappy D2R Items and Gear Choices
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Warlock Build Guide Because You Clearly Need Help with Your Crappy D2R Items and Gear Choices

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

So, you want to be a cool Warlock in Diablo II: Resurrected, huh? 🤔 Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this…

Chuck Norris Became a Pop Culture Icon Because Roundhouse Kicks and Beards are the Answer to World Peace
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Chuck Norris Became a Pop Culture Icon Because Roundhouse Kicks and Beards are the Answer to World Peace

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Chuck Norris, the ultimate action hero, has left us, but his legacy will live on in our hearts and in…

KREATOR Made a Music Video For ‘Loyal To The Grave’ and It’s Totally Not a Desperate Cry For Relevance Inspired by a 28-Year-Old Movie
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KREATOR Made a Music Video For ‘Loyal To The Grave’ and It’s Totally Not a Desperate Cry For Relevance Inspired by a 28-Year-Old Movie

Chord F. DiscordMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Get ready for some face-melting, ear-shredding, and soul-crushing metal music, because the German/Finnish/French thrash metal legends KREATOR have just dropped…

DANI FILTH Claims Next CRADLE OF FILTH Album Will Be Less Terrible Than The Last One And Might Actually Be Listened To By More Than 12 People This Time Around
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DANI FILTH Claims Next CRADLE OF FILTH Album Will Be Less Terrible Than The Last One And Might Actually Be Listened To By More Than 12 People This Time Around

Chord F. DiscordMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

The latest scoop on Cradle of Filth’s upcoming album is out, and it’s a real treat for all you metalheads…

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