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S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Finally Gets an Expansion Because the Devs Were Clearly Bored
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Finally Gets an Expansion Because the Devs Were Clearly Bored

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Attention, Stalkers! Your radiation poisoning isn’t done with you yet ☢️ The boys and girls at GSC Game World have…

Dying Light: The Beast Unleashes the Restored Land Edition Apocalypse Across Every Platform Known to Humanity and Possibly a Few Unknown Ones
Hold Onto Your Brains, Survivors — Techland Is Back With Another Zombie-Slaughtering Extravaganza!
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Dying Light: The Beast Unleashes the Restored Land Edition Apocalypse Across Every Platform Known to Humanity and Possibly a Few Unknown Ones

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Well, well, well — look who decided to grace us with yet another reason to never leave our couches! Techland,…

Scary Movie gets a poster — because even horror needs a marketing team to scream about it!
Scary Movie 6: The Final Chapter (Until the Next One)
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Scary Movie gets a poster — because even horror needs a marketing team to scream about it!

FinnMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Twenty-six years after surviving the most recognizable Halloween costume in cinematic history, the Core Four are back to prove that…

Metacritic Crowns Game Publishers of 2025: Square Enix Steals the Throne Like a Chocobo Thief
Metacritic's Annual Publisher Rankings: A Glorious Parade of Numbers That Prove Everything
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Metacritic Crowns Game Publishers of 2025: Square Enix Steals the Throne Like a Chocobo Thief

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with their annual “we crunched some numbers and here’s who’s best”…

Oh No, They Added More Places for Hello Kitty to Make You Spend Money in This Island Hellscape DLC
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Oh No, They Added More Places for Hello Kitty to Make You Spend Money in This Island Hellscape DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh look, Hello Kitty Island Adventure is getting another DLC! Because apparently, one adorable island paradise wasn’t enough for our…

Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!
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Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, great, another Pokémon game—because clearly, what the world needs now is more ways to watch little creatures punch each…

Minecraft Dungeons 2: Now With 100% More Dungeons and 200% More Confusion at Minecraft Live 2026
Hold Onto Your Pickaxes, Folks! Minecraft Dungeons 2 Is Coming to Ruin Your Life (Again)
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Minecraft Dungeons 2: Now With 100% More Dungeons and 200% More Confusion at Minecraft Live 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to crawl out from under their cobblestone bed and grace us with their presence.…

Watch: SEPULTURA Unleashes New Song ‘The Place’ Live, Because Why Not?
SEPULTURA: The Great Metal Experiment Continues as Band Dares to Release New Music While on "Farewell" Tour
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Watch: SEPULTURA Unleashes New Song ‘The Place’ Live, Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Oh look, it’s everyone’s favorite Brazilian/American metal experiment, SEPULTURA, playing their “new” song “The Place” live for the first time…

Ranking The Resident Evil Games For The 30th Anniversary – Because Some Zombies Deserve More Love Than Others
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Ranking The Resident Evil Games For The 30th Anniversary – Because Some Zombies Deserve More Love Than Others

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Alright, Resident Evil fans, buckle up. We’re diving headfirst into the best and worst of the series’ 30-year history. It’s…

HEIDI SHEPHERD On Becoming Sole Singer Of BUTCHER BABIES After CARLA HARVEY’s Departure: ‘I Feel Comfortable’ — Translation: “Finally, No More Arguing Over Who Gets To Scream The Loudest!”
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HEIDI SHEPHERD On Becoming Sole Singer Of BUTCHER BABIES After CARLA HARVEY’s Departure: ‘I Feel Comfortable’ — Translation: “Finally, No More Arguing Over Who Gets To Scream The Loudest!”

Chord F. DiscordMarch 22, 2026March 22, 2026

Oh, look, it’s Heidi Shepherd, once again proving that in the rock world, being the sole frontwoman is just a…

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