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The Absolute *Shocking* Oscar Winners That Make Us Question Humanity’s Taste
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The Absolute *Shocking* Oscar Winners That Make Us Question Humanity’s Taste

FinnMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Okay, let’s get this straight. The Academy Awards are meant to be the pinnacle of cinematic achievement—the gold standard for…

Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What ‘Procedurally Generated’ Means)
Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026
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Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What ‘Procedurally Generated’ Means)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

In December, we crowned our Most Overlooked Indie Games of 2025, and now we are back at it with Indie…

GOP Commentator finds WH videos comparing Iran war to games ‘kind of gross’—because apparently, war isn’t supposed to be *entertaining* or something.
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GOP Commentator finds WH videos comparing Iran war to games ‘kind of gross’—because apparently, war isn’t supposed to be *entertaining* or something.

Big ElephantMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

OMG, the libs are freaking out again! This time they’re clutching their pearls over some totally harmless White House videos…

NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO: ‘Prepare For Your Ears To Explode With Joy Or Something’
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NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO: ‘Prepare For Your Ears To Explode With Joy Or Something’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Well, look who’s back! NONPOINT is gearing up for a new album, and according to Elias Soriano, it’s going to…

Transgender Kansans, ID-less and Terrified, Brace for a Future of Legal Chaos and Public Exile | CNN
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Transgender Kansans, ID-less and Terrified, Brace for a Future of Legal Chaos and Public Exile | CNN

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Breaking: Kansas Forces Transgender Citizens to Surrender IDs in Shocking New Law In a move that would make Stalin blush,…

AS I LAY DYING Has ‘All The Songs Ready’ To Make Your Ears Bleed Again With Next Studio Album
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AS I LAY DYING Has ‘All The Songs Ready’ To Make Your Ears Bleed Again With Next Studio Album

Chord F. DiscordMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

AS I LAY DYING vocalist Tim Lambesis and bassist/clean vocalist Chris Clancy sat down with Egor Erushin earlier this month…

Apple Unveils the “MacBook Neo” — Because Who Needs Money Anyway?
Apple Just Dropped a MacBook That Won't Require Selling a Kidney 💸
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Apple Unveils the “MacBook Neo” — Because Who Needs Money Anyway?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Apple has officially decided to stop pretending their laptops are made of unicorn tears and solid gold, announcing the MacBook…

SEX PISTOLS Featuring FRANK CARTER Say “Oops, We Forgot You!” and Drop 2026 North American Tour Dates
SEX PISTOLS with Frank Carter Announce North American Comeback Tour—Because Why Not, We're All Gonna Die Anyway
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SEX PISTOLS Featuring FRANK CARTER Say “Oops, We Forgot You!” and Drop 2026 North American Tour Dates

Chord F. DiscordMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

After a brief hiatus caused by guitarist Steve Jones’s wrist deciding it had enough of humanity, the SEX PISTOLS are…

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ST. PRACTICE BAR CRAWL 2026: PREPARE FOR A LIT LENTEN LIVER-PUNCHING ODYSSEY!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

ST. PRACTICE BAR CRAWL 2026 – Royal Oak Saturday, March 7th, 2026 | 2 – 7 PM Downtown Royal Oak…

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“OMG YALL READY FOR SOME TOTALLY RADICAL FANTASY FRIDAYS?! 🧙‍♂️✨”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

#1 FRIDAY NIGHT IN ATLANTA OMG, it’s #1 FRIDAY NIGHT IN ATLANTA, y’all! 🎉 Prepare for the most epic, life-changing…

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