Upcoming Horror Game I Hate This Place: More Like I Hate This Game, Am I Right
Oh, great, another survival horror game! 🙄 As if we needed more jump scares and poorly optimized gameplay. Broken Mirror…
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The Sims 4 Uses FKA twigs’ Music Video to Trick You Into Buying More Stuff
Ah, yes, The Sims 4: Enchanted by Nature, the expansion pack so “enchanting” it had to bribe FKA twigs to…
MCU’s X-Men: Now With 90% More Teen Angst, Says Guy Who Should Know
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Kevin “The Manipulator” Feige has spoken! 🗣️ And guess what? He’s got *another* X-Men movie…
UGLY KID JOE Claims to Have Written ‘A Gazillion’ Songs (Yeah, Right) For Upcoming Album
In a recent chat with “Reckless” Rexx Ruger of the prestigious (ahem) Pod Scum podcast, UGLY KID JOE’s very own…
TRON: Ares Gets a New Poster—Because Apparently, the First One Wasn’t Glitchy Enough
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because TRON: Ares is coming to theaters to either blow your mind or make you question…
Cronos: New Yawn is a Super Slow, Extra Brutal Fight for Survival — and I’m a Sucker
Oh boy, another Bloober Team game! 🙄 From the first teasers of Cronos: The New Dawn, it looked like a…
President Curtis: Keith David’s Newest Multiversal Misadventure (That You Probably Won’t Understand)
Adult Swim, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe they just ran out of ideas 💡), has graced us with a…
Puscifer Drops a Retrospective Album So You Can Pretend You’ve Been a Fan All Along
PUSCIFER, the pretentious art-rock collective fronted by wine-slinging overlord Maynard James Keenan, along with his sidekicks Mat Mitchell and Carina…
Orchard Beach Concert: Beach Attire Mandatory (Like We Didn’t Know)
**Yo, beach bums! 🌊 Get ready to NOT get a refund, even if God Himself cancels the party!** 🤣 Failure…
Geezer Butler Says Ozzy’s Two-Week Post-Show Disappearance Was Totally Expected (Not!)
Geezer Butler, the only reason BLACK SABBATH had any semblance of lyrical coherence (allegedly), has graced us with his profound…