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Square Enix Because Clearly What The World Needed Was More Overpriced Coffee And Final Fantasy Merch To Go With Their Existential Crisis
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Square Enix Because Clearly What The World Needed Was More Overpriced Coffee And Final Fantasy Merch To Go With Their Existential Crisis

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Okay, okay, gamers, calm down! We know you’re all super excited about the latest news from Square Enix, but let’s…

STITCHED UP HEART Just Released The Most Epic Song Ever ‘Beast’ Featuring NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO Because You Definitely Needed More Screaming In Your Life
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STITCHED UP HEART Just Released The Most Epic Song Ever ‘Beast’ Featuring NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO Because You Definitely Needed More Screaming In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Get ready for the most epic announcement ever, folks 🤩! Los Angeles-based hard rock band STITCHED UP HEART will release…

Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy It Enough Times Already Announcement Thingy With a Launch Date That You’ll Probably Forget
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Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy It Enough Times Already Announcement Thingy With a Launch Date That You’ll Probably Forget

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some pirate-themed fun 🏴‍☠️? Because Ubisoft just announced Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced,…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle Between He-Man and His Ego in the New Trailer!
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle Between He-Man and His Ego in the New Trailer!

FinnApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring news has just been announced: a new Masters of the Universe movie is coming,…

DARKEST HOUR Still Trying To Make It Big After All These Years To Begin Recording 11th Studio Album With Producer MARK LEWIS In May Because 10 Wasnt Enough
Breaking News: DARKEST HOUR to Release New Album, World Still Spinning 🌎🎸
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DARKEST HOUR Still Trying To Make It Big After All These Years To Begin Recording 11th Studio Album With Producer MARK LEWIS In May Because 10 Wasnt Enough

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Washington D.C. metallers DARKEST HOUR have announced that they will be entering the studio…

Elden Ring Movie Leaked Because Of Course It Was Going To Happen And Now We Get To See If They Can Possibly Ruin The Most Iconic Locations In The Game
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Elden Ring Movie Leaked Because Of Course It Was Going To Happen And Now We Get To See If They Can Possibly Ruin The Most Iconic Locations In The Game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

The Elden Ring movie is happening, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or terrified 🎥😱. I mean,…

Masters of Albion Early Access Preview – Because Your Life Was Missing a Healthy Dose of Crushing Mediocrity and Unfulfilled Promises
Masters of Albion: Because Who Needs Fully Realized Games, Anyway? 🤣
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Masters of Albion Early Access Preview – Because Your Life Was Missing a Healthy Dose of Crushing Mediocrity and Unfulfilled Promises

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

So, Peter Molyneux is back with another game that’s supposed to change the world, or at least that’s what he…

Oh Joy The Most Overhyped Movie of the 90s Practical Magic is Back to Ruin Your Childhood Memories with a Sequel Nobody Asked For
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Oh Joy The Most Overhyped Movie of the 90s Practical Magic is Back to Ruin Your Childhood Memories with a Sequel Nobody Asked For

FinnApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

You won’t believe the sorcery that’s happening here, folks! 🎉🔮 They’ve actually conjured up a sequel to Practical Magic, a…

Daredevil Actor Charlie Cox Finally Figures Out How To Use a Controller and Plays Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Gets Absolutely Destroyed
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Daredevil Actor Charlie Cox Finally Figures Out How To Use a Controller and Plays Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Gets Absolutely Destroyed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Wow, what a total “legend” 🤣, Charlie Cox, the amazing actor who voices Gustave in Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, has…

Meghan Trainor Suddenly Remembers She Has Better Things to Do Than Entertain You So Her Get in Girl Tour is Obviously Cancelled
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Meghan Trainor Suddenly Remembers She Has Better Things to Do Than Entertain You So Her Get in Girl Tour is Obviously Cancelled

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Meghan Trainor has decided to cancel her upcoming Get in Girl Tour, and honestly, who can blame her? 🤣 I…

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