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SEX PISTOLS Featuring FRANK CARTER Say “Oops, We Forgot You!” and Drop 2026 North American Tour Dates
SEX PISTOLS with Frank Carter Announce North American Comeback Tour—Because Why Not, We're All Gonna Die Anyway
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SEX PISTOLS Featuring FRANK CARTER Say “Oops, We Forgot You!” and Drop 2026 North American Tour Dates

Chord F. DiscordMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

After a brief hiatus caused by guitarist Steve Jones’s wrist deciding it had enough of humanity, the SEX PISTOLS are…

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ST. PRACTICE BAR CRAWL 2026: PREPARE FOR A LIT LENTEN LIVER-PUNCHING ODYSSEY!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

ST. PRACTICE BAR CRAWL 2026 – Royal Oak Saturday, March 7th, 2026 | 2 – 7 PM Downtown Royal Oak…

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“OMG YALL READY FOR SOME TOTALLY RADICAL FANTASY FRIDAYS?! 🧙‍♂️✨”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

#1 FRIDAY NIGHT IN ATLANTA OMG, it’s #1 FRIDAY NIGHT IN ATLANTA, y’all! 🎉 Prepare for the most epic, life-changing…

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FRIDAY FANTASIES: WHERE DREAMS AND DELUSIONS COLLIDE!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

#1 FRIDAY NIGHT IN ATLANTA Join us every week at FANTASY FRIDAYS for an unforgettable night of music, dancing, and…

In A Violent Nature 2 Unleashes Its Teaser Trailer, Because One Bloodbath Just Wasn’t Enough
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In A Violent Nature 2 Unleashes Its Teaser Trailer, Because One Bloodbath Just Wasn’t Enough

FinnMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

In A Violent Nature — because apparently we needed more movies where the killer is the protagonist and not, you…

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Liwanag: Harana sa Gabi [4th Annual Spring Charity Gala] – Where Rich People Pretend to Care About Charity While Eating Expensive Canapés

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

Attention, culture vultures! 🦚 The FASA Spring Charity Gala is back, and this year’s theme is *Liwanag: Harana sa Gabi*…

“Chef Elle Simone Scott Gets Roasted… With a Fancy Dinner, Because Knives Are Too Obvious”
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“Chef Elle Simone Scott Gets Roasted… With a Fancy Dinner, Because Knives Are Too Obvious”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

Femme Noir: A Collaborative Dinner Honoring Chef Elle Simone Scott 🍴🍽️ An unforgettable evening of culinary artistry is coming to…

Xbox Begins With Console, But Asha Sharma’s Real Plan Is to Sprinkle Some Fun Dust and Magic Culture Fairy Powder All Over It
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Xbox Begins With Console, But Asha Sharma’s Real Plan Is to Sprinkle Some Fun Dust and Magic Culture Fairy Powder All Over It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Oh, look—a shiny new CEO at Xbox! 🙌 Just what the world needed, right? Because when you think of gaming…

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“SESAFA’s 2026 Annual Meeting: Where PowerPoint Slides Meet Real-Life Drama”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

**Early Registration ends February 13th! Book now for the lowest price.** Or, you know, pay more later because you procrastinated…

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“CONCEITED MODELS NEEDED: LA FASHION WEEK 2026—WHERE EGO MEETS RUNWAY”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

**LA FASHION WEEK 2026: WHERE YOUR OUTFIT MIGHT OUTSHINE YOUR TALENT** Attention, aspiring models and accidental attendees! LA Fashion Week…

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