Russell Crowe Ruins Another Perfectly Good Movie: A Highlander Reboot
Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅, because Hollywood’s about to desecrate another classic! 🙄 They’re rebooting ‘Highlander’ because originality is *so*…
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Rematch? More Like Remasterpiece: 1 Million Copies Sold in a Week (Suck It, Haters)
Wow, can you believe it? Rematch, the game nobody asked for, somehow managed to trick a million people into buying…
Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader’s New DLC, Lex Imperialis, is Here to Steal Your Money!
Oh, glorious citizens of the Imperium (and filthy heretics lurking in the shadows 😈), Owlcat Games has graced us with…
OMG! D&D Just Won’t Stop Milking Those Old Monsters This August
OMG 😱! Ravensburger, the board game overlords, are back at it again, this time desecrating the sacred grounds of Dungeons…
CLAWFINGER Signs Deal, Promises Music “Soon” (LOL)
OMG! 😱 Those geriatric Swedes in CLAWFINGER, yes, the ones your dad used to listen to while wearing JNCO jeans👖,…
UGLY KID JOE’s New Album Update: Still Not Done Yet, But Close (Maybe)
In a recent, earth-shattering interview with Graspop Metal Meeting, the dynamic duo of UGLY KID JOE, Whitfield Crane (vocals, allegedly)…
Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)
So, Terrie Carr from WDHA-FM 105.5 FM, which is apparently a real radio station in New Jersey (who knew?), had…
Black Country Communion’s 2025 Hellfest Debacle: Prepare for Disappointment
Oh my freaking god, you guys! 🙄 Look what I found! Some old dudes playing music at some festival called…
Oh great, more ‘Hunger Games’? As if we needed another one with Glenn Close and Billy Porter
Oh honey, hold onto your wigs! 💅 Glenn Close and Billy Porter, the icons we didn’t know we needed, are…
“The Waterfront”: More Like “The Waste-of-Time-front”
The Waterfront’ gets a solid 5.5 out of 10 stars, which is basically the participation trophy of TV ratings. 🏆…