Squid Game Season 3: More Like Squid *Lame*, amirite
Released on Netflix on June 27th, ‘Squid Game’ Season 3, because apparently two seasons weren’t enough, represents the final *alleged*…
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ZETRO the Party Pooper: Fired for Being a Debbie Downer in EXODUS, Claims Gary Holt
So, EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt, bless his little heart, did an interview with some Serbian journalist, Jadranka Janković Nešić (who?),…
Jake Gyllenhaal Considers Endorsing Scrubs Commercial
**Oh, look, it’s Jake Gyllenhaal, still trying to be relevant! 🙄 Apparently, after failing to impress anyone with his “acting”…
Gaming and Media Had a Baby: It’s Interactive Storytelling (Ew)
Gaming? In 2025? Still a thing? 😂 Oh honey, it’s not just “a thing,” it’s apparently the CENTER of a…
Leaderboards: Cuz Gamers Need More Reasons to Rage Quit
Leaderboards? Oh honey, those relics from the 80s👾? Still clinging to life like a desperate gamer to their Doritos-dusted keyboard.…
‘M3GAN 2.0’: Still More Annoying Than Your Little Cousin
Dropping like a bad habit in theaters June 27 is ‘M3GAN 2.0,’ written and directed by the guy who apparently…
Diablo Immortal: Druid Preview – Prepare to be Underwhelmed (and Slightly Furry)
Ah, Diablo Immortal, the game that single-handedly keeps the entire mobile gaming industry afloat with its groundbreaking innovation and definitely-not-predatory…
Invincible VS Preview: Finally, Some Good Effing Gore
Good news, everyone! 🎉 It’s got the ultra-violence and the celebrity voice actors! I was worried they’d tone it down…
Oops! US Intel Admits Iran’s Nukes Still Kicking After All That Bombing Fun
Well, folks, it looks like CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re now claiming…
Every Single Danny Boyle Film, Ranked From ‘Meh’ to ‘Masterpiece’ (Spoiler: They’re All Brilliant)
Danny Boyle, oh, Danny Boyle. Is he a cinematic genius or just a guy who got lucky with a few…