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Dead by Daylight Summons Geriatric Zombie Killers: Rick, Michonne, and Daryl Shuffle Uneasily into The Fog
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Dead by Daylight Summons Geriatric Zombie Killers: Rick, Michonne, and Daryl Shuffle Uneasily into The Fog

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, great, more content for Dead by Daylight. As if we needed more reasons to get camped in the basement.…

End of Cuteness: Abyss Totes Becomes Top-Down Terror—and I’m Totally Not Crying Inside
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End of Cuteness: Abyss Totes Becomes Top-Down Terror—and I’m Totally Not Crying Inside

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Okay, so I watched the Summer Game Fest showcase at the YouTube Theatre 🙄, and apparently, I was supposed to…

Puscifer, the band no one can spell, Somehow Manages to Book Two LA Gigs
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Puscifer, the band no one can spell, Somehow Manages to Book Two LA Gigs

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

🤣OMG! You guys will NEVER guess what’s happening! PUSCIFER, aka Maynard’s side-hustle when he’s not busy being cryptic in TOOL…

‘Superman’ Broadway Musical: More Like ‘SuperFAIL’
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‘Superman’ Broadway Musical: More Like ‘SuperFAIL’

FinnJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Behold! The most cringe-worthy, face-palming, “what were they thinking?” piece of superhero media ever to disgrace the silver screen… or…

M3GAN’s Back, Bitches: How She’ll Haunt Your Dreams (Again)
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M3GAN’s Back, Bitches: How She’ll Haunt Your Dreams (Again)

FinnJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

OMG! 😱 ‘M3GAN 2.0’ just dropped, and let me tell you, it’s even more ridiculously amazing than the first one!…

Daggerheart: Is This the New TTRPG Overlord or Just Another Pretender to the Throne?
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Daggerheart: Is This the New TTRPG Overlord or Just Another Pretender to the Throne?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Fifty years ago, some nerd invented Dungeons & Dragons, which, like, totally paved the way for other games where you…

Isaac Murray: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
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Isaac Murray: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 You won’t BELIEVE where the Music Hall Center for the Performing Arts is!** 🤣 It’s at 350 Madison…

Greenwich Firemans Festival: Prepare to Get Soaked (in Fun, Maybe Water)
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Greenwich Firemans Festival: Prepare to Get Soaked (in Fun, Maybe Water)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

**OMG!** Get ready for the most thrilling event of the year! 🤣 Head to Reservoir Park, 1 Park Ave, Greenwich,…

Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas
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Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Looks like another snowflake is melting! Elon Musk, once a great ally, has decided to throw a tantrum and form…

Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed
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Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh. My. God. 🙄 Crunchyroll, bless their cotton socks, actually thinks we care about their “annual Industry Panel” at Anime…

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