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Troy Jackson’s Secret Life as Republican Troll Mastermind Uncovered Somehow
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Troy Jackson’s Secret Life as Republican Troll Mastermind Uncovered Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about Troy Jackson, a Democratic state lawmaker from Maine, when I stumbled upon…

Obama Lawyer Claims Epstein Accuser Not Credible Enough
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Obama Lawyer Claims Epstein Accuser Not Credible Enough

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kathy Ruemmler, the former Obama White House Counsel, is in hot…

Barstool Sports Hits Historic Low on Family Feud
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Barstool Sports Hits Historic Low on Family Feud

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

Barstool Sports, led by founder Dave Portnoy, made an appearance on the latest episode of Celebrity Family Feud against the…

Noah Kahan Asks Congress to Make Fans Wear Diapers
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Noah Kahan Asks Congress to Make Fans Wear Diapers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

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Misery Index still exists apparently someone cared enough for new song Feral Future
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Misery Index still exists apparently someone cared enough for new song Feral Future

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, the wait is finally over! MISERY INDEX has released a new single, “Feral Future”, and I’m…

Vanilla Ice Added to Juggalos Gathering Lineup After Trump Event Cancels
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Vanilla Ice Added to Juggalos Gathering Lineup After Trump Event Cancels

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Having seen his appearance at Trump’s Great American State Fair washed out, Vanilla Ice has pivoted to a different gig…

Jennifer Hudson Sings National Anthem at World Cup Final
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Jennifer Hudson Sings National Anthem at World Cup Final

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026

Jennifer Hudson kicked off the 2026 FIFA World Cup Final with a powerhouse rendition of the US national anthem. It…

Phish Fans Disappoint Hamilton County Prosecutor’s Office
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Phish Fans Disappoint Hamilton County Prosecutor’s Office

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

This past weekend, Phish staged a three-night takeover at the Rouff Music Center in Noblesville, Indiana, as part of their…

Taylor Momsen Trades Rock Cred For Coffee Shop Gig At Amoeba Records
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Taylor Momsen Trades Rock Cred For Coffee Shop Gig At Amoeba Records

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some acoustic greatness? 🤯 I just got my hands on the video of…

Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters
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Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The Minions Have Conquered the Box Office, But Can They Conquer Our Hearts (And Also, Do They Have Genitals?) Well,…

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