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South Park Owners Sued Over Restaurant Working Conditions Apparently Not Funny
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

South Park Owners Sued Over Restaurant Working Conditions Apparently Not Funny

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that actress Brooke Shields made a reservation…

Britain Finds Out It’s Been Dumped By America Via Messenger
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Britain Finds Out It’s Been Dumped By America Via Messenger

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the 250th anniversary of America’s independence from Britain, and I’m thinking,…

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Apparently Human Beings Too
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Apparently Human Beings Too

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest celebrity news, and it seems like Taylor Swift has finally…

Trump Vows To Talk Forever On July 4th
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Trump Vows To Talk Forever On July 4th

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s plans for a super long July 4th speech, and I’ve…

Trump Tries to Read Second Grade Level Book
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Trump Tries to Read Second Grade Level Book

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

I say this with some sincerity: I am not actually sure if Donald Trump knows how to read. Sure, he…

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