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MSI unleashes AI infused box of pricey tech on unsuspecting Canadians
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MSI unleashes AI infused box of pricey tech on unsuspecting Canadians

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Oh joy, another PC designed to help businesses “innovate confidently” and “build AI-powered workflows” – because that’s exactly what we…

Trump Offers Exclusive Dinner To Whoever Can Tolerate Him Longest
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Trump Offers Exclusive Dinner To Whoever Can Tolerate Him Longest

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest venture, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

GUNNAR Optiks peddles more overpriced gamer glasses for 2026
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GUNNAR Optiks peddles more overpriced gamer glasses for 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

It’s time to give your eyes a break from the gaming grind, and GUNNAR Optiks has got you covered. With…

Trump’s One Hour Warning: Seattle US Attorney Gets Reprieve
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Trump’s One Hour Warning: Seattle US Attorney Gets Reprieve

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge in Washington state who just ruled that President Donald…

Iranian Hacker’s Excellent US Vacation Plans Finally Come Together
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Iranian Hacker’s Excellent US Vacation Plans Finally Come Together

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Iranian man, Amir Barati, who’s been extradited from Montenegro to the US…

Nathan Drake dusts off relic hunting gear for another nostalgic cash grab
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Nathan Drake dusts off relic hunting gear for another nostalgic cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

The rumor mill is churning out some tantalizing tidbits, folks, and this time it’s all about Naughty Dog’s alleged new…

MOBA Breaks Mold With Shocking Twist: It’s Not Terribly Repetitive
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MOBA Breaks Mold With Shocking Twist: It’s Not Terribly Repetitive

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

The MOBA landscape is about to get a whole lot more interesting, folks. I’m not talking about another lazy rehashing…

China hackers cleverly disguise themselves as adults with jobs
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China hackers cleverly disguise themselves as adults with jobs

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that suspected Chinese hackers have been impersonating an Anthropic…

James Bond Gets Freebies To Lure Players Back Into 007 First Light
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James Bond Gets Freebies To Lure Players Back Into 007 First Light

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

IO Interactive is actually doing something right for once, and it’s a miracle. The developer has announced the release of…

Ynon Kreiz Now In Charge Of Your Childhood Memories
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Ynon Kreiz Now In Charge Of Your Childhood Memories

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO who brought us the “Barbie” movie is now going…

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