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Trump Administration’s Brilliant FEMA Firings Deemed Totally Not Legal
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Administration’s Brilliant FEMA Firings Deemed Totally Not Legal

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest news from the world of bureaucracy. A…

Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting
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Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and his team…

GOP Lawyers Clash Over Unworkable Trump Voting Rules
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GOP Lawyers Clash Over Unworkable Trump Voting Rules

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Republican attorneys general are backing President Donald…

McConnell’s Mysterious Disappearance Somehow Not Huge Headline Everywhere
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

McConnell’s Mysterious Disappearance Somehow Not Huge Headline Everywhere

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

The Senate is set to return on Monday, and I’m still trying to figure out if Mitch McConnell will be…

Planet Zoo 2: Where Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Meets Endless Billing Cycles
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Planet Zoo 2: Where Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Meets Endless Billing Cycles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

I recently had the chance to get my grubby little hands on Planet Zoo 2, the latest game from Frontier…

Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest adventure in Ireland, and I have to say, it’s…

Because You Clearly Need More Reminders Of Hollywood’s Desperation In 2026 Films
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Because You Clearly Need More Reminders Of Hollywood’s Desperation In 2026 Films

FinnSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Rotten Tomatoes, the review aggregation site that’s become the go-to destination for film enthusiasts and industry professionals alike, introduced its…

Tides of Annihilation steals show at gamescom 2026 with actual substance somehow
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Tides of Annihilation steals show at gamescom 2026 with actual substance somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

No one could have missed Tides of Annihilation at this year’s gamescom, and I mean that in the best way…

PUBG gets retro rehash with DEDNET, because nostalgia sells, right
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PUBG gets retro rehash with DEDNET, because nostalgia sells, right

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the latest iteration of PUBG, DED.NET, promises to shake things…

Saudi Oil Pipeline Gets Blasted Literally
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Saudi Oil Pipeline Gets Blasted Literally

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Middle East, and I have to say,…

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