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Diplomats Suddenly Remember They Have Families in Middle East
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Diplomats Suddenly Remember They Have Families in Middle East

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

The United States is rushing to move some diplomats and their family members from posts in the Middle East as…

VisionQuest Reboot Because Original Wasnt Mindlessly Profitable Enough Apparently
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VisionQuest Reboot Because Original Wasnt Mindlessly Profitable Enough Apparently

FinnOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

VisionQuest has got everyone guessing, because of course it does. Marvel’s at it again, expertly dangling a mystery in front…

GOP Begs Trump for Cash to Save Sinking Ship
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GOP Begs Trump for Cash to Save Sinking Ship

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming midterms, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…

Epstein Looms Large Somehow Still
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Epstein Looms Large Somehow Still

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Ohio, where Sherrod Brown is trying to make a…

Trump’s DOJ Generously Offers to Ignore Election Results for Friend
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Trump’s DOJ Generously Offers to Ignore Election Results for Friend

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from the Trump administration, and folks, this one is a…

Gamers Weigh Freedom Against Fleecing In F2P Versus Premium Showdown
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Gamers Weigh Freedom Against Fleecing In F2P Versus Premium Showdown

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Let’s talk about the age-old question: how do you want to be nickel-and-dimed by game publishers? Do you prefer the…

Tommy Aldridge Makes Drum Art Now Because Music Wasnt Paying Enough
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Tommy Aldridge Makes Drum Art Now Because Music Wasnt Paying Enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…

Modern Warfare 4 teams up with RayNeo for futuristic cash grab
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Modern Warfare 4 teams up with RayNeo for futuristic cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Because what every gamer needs is another way to isolate themselves from the world, RayNeo has partnered with the Call…

Slayer still touring because your dad wont stop listening to Reign in Blood
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Slayer still touring because your dad wont stop listening to Reign in Blood

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school thrash metal? 🤘 Because SLAYER just celebrated the 40th anniversary of…

Wo Long 2 brings musical theatre to ancient Chinese demon slaying chaos
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Wo Long 2 brings musical theatre to ancient Chinese demon slaying chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

It looks like Team Ninja has finally listened to our cries and decided to make a sequel that’s actually better…

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