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CNN Exclusive: Russia Gives Iran Top Secret Drone Tips to Annoy Uncle Sam Even More
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CNN Exclusive: Russia Gives Iran Top Secret Drone Tips to Annoy Uncle Sam Even More

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Breaking: Russia Gifts Iran “How to Annoy America” Drone Masterclass Well, well, well — if it isn’t the plot of…

Trump Nearly Cornyn-Corns, Then Leaks Came, Paxton’s Genius Game Plan Reigns Supreme!
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Trump Nearly Cornyn-Corns, Then Leaks Came, Paxton’s Genius Game Plan Reigns Supreme!

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

President Trump Trolling Senate RINOs: Cornyn vs. Paxton Showdown Heating Up! Well, well, well, looks like our fearless leader President…

Fortnite Save The World Will Finally Stop Nickel-and-Diming Us, Just Kidding It’s Still Fortnite
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Fortnite Save The World Will Finally Stop Nickel-and-Diming Us, Just Kidding It’s Still Fortnite

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

After years of being the paid sibling that nobody talked about at parties, Fortnite Save The World is finally stepping…

Bungie Caves Again, Makes Marathon NPCs Even More Pathetic Than Your Average Player’s K/D Ratio
Marathon Patch Surprisingly Drops The Difficulty On NPCs And Fans Are Thrilled
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Bungie Caves Again, Makes Marathon NPCs Even More Pathetic Than Your Average Player’s K/D Ratio

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Well, well, well… look who finally decided to stop gatekeeping their own game! Bungie’s latest patch for Marathon has sent…

LEGO Teases “Bricktendo” PlayStation 2026 Release, Fans Wonder If They’ll Need to Step on It to Turn It On
LEGO, The Master Of Turning Nostalgia Into Expensive Plastic Bricks, Apparently Wants To Recreate Your Childhood Trauma With A PlayStation Set
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LEGO Teases “Bricktendo” PlayStation 2026 Release, Fans Wonder If They’ll Need to Step on It to Turn It On

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Oh look, LEGO is at it again—because why let people enjoy their actual video game consoles when you can spend…

The Absolute *Shocking* Oscar Winners That Make Us Question Humanity’s Taste
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The Absolute *Shocking* Oscar Winners That Make Us Question Humanity’s Taste

FinnMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Okay, let’s get this straight. The Academy Awards are meant to be the pinnacle of cinematic achievement—the gold standard for…

Resident Evil Requiem Director Spills Beans on Fresh Story Bits and Mini-Game Madness Brewing!
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Resident Evil Requiem Director Spills Beans on Fresh Story Bits and Mini-Game Madness Brewing!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Resident Evil Requiem Director Confirms More Content Is Coming, Because Five Million Sales Wasn’t Enough To Make Him Rich Well,…

Yoshi’s Mysterious Book: The Saga of the Missing May 21 Release Date Unveiled!
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Yoshi’s Mysterious Book: The Saga of the Missing May 21 Release Date Unveiled!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Oh look, it’s another Nintendo announcement and everyone’s losing their minds like they just found a rare amiibo in a…

US Stocks Just Won’t Get the Memo About Panic Mode
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US Stocks Just Won’t Get the Memo About Panic Mode

Big ElephantMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

World’s Oil Markets Hold Their Breath as Strait of Hormuz Remains Shut Well folks, grab your gas masks and strap…

EVE Frontier Unveils Cycle 5 Of Founder Access: Shroud of Fear — Because Nothing Says “Welcome” Like a Good Scare!
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EVE Frontier Unveils Cycle 5 Of Founder Access: Shroud of Fear — Because Nothing Says “Welcome” Like a Good Scare!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

EVE Frontier is back with its fifth Founder Access cycle, Shroud of Fear, and if you thought the last update…

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