Dawnwalker’s Console Edition Gets Sorely NeededPerformance Overhaul At Last
Get ready for some soul-crushing, blood-pumping action – or at least, that’s what the marketing team wants you to think.…
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Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in
Marvel Snap, the digital collectible card game that was all the rage back in 2022, has found itself in a…
Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees
It’s that time of the year again, folks! The gamescom award 2026 nominations are out, and we get to see…
Square Enix milks Final Fantasy again with resonance and pointless challenges
Get ready for another helping of nostalgia-fueled gaming goodness, courtesy of Square Enix’s latest attempt to revisit the good old…
Canada Strikes Back With Costly Kraft Dinner
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The United States and Canada are apparently barreling towards a deeper…
Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget
Through two episodes, the new HBO Max series Lanterns has already become a whodunit, with more twists and turns than…
Bipartisan Magic Happens Kushner And Jeffries Talk Nice
Folks, I’m reading this article on CNN while sipping my morning coffee, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…
Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken
Folks, it looks like the drama between Paramount and the parties suing to block its takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery…
FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mechanically-enhanced metal? 🤖 FEAR FACTORY is back with a new single, “Roboticist”,…
Iran Gets Schooled in Oil Politics by Unlikely Teachers Apparently
The world of oil tankers is getting weirder by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…