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Tag: Game

Cyberpunk TCG Kickstarter Laughs at Goals, Destroys Them in 5 Minutes Flat
Cyberpunk TCG Kickstarter Makes $100k in 5 Minutes, Proving We’ll Buy Anything with Neon and Grit
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Cyberpunk TCG Kickstarter Laughs at Goals, Destroys Them in 5 Minutes Flat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

In a stunning display of fandom that makes NFT collectors look like penny-pinchers, WeirdCo’s Cyberpunk TCG just raised $7.9 million…

Starfield Is Coming to PlayStation 5 With New DLC This April—Bethesda’s Galactic Cash Grab Continues!
Starfield Is Finally Coming To PlayStation 5 With A Massive Free Update & DLC
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Starfield Is Coming to PlayStation 5 With New DLC This April—Bethesda’s Galactic Cash Grab Continues!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

It’s finally happening, PlayStation fans. After years of Bethesda’s space RPG being an Xbox exclusive, Starfield is blasting off to…

Israel vs. Iran: The Ultimate Game of “Mine’s Bigger Than Yours” or Just a Really Confusing Soap Opera?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Israel vs. Iran: The Ultimate Game of “Mine’s Bigger Than Yours” or Just a Really Confusing Soap Opera?

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

The US and Israel Are in a Bickering Sibling War With Iran The US and Israel have been duking it…

John Krasinski Confirms ‘A Quiet Place 3’ Is Coming Summer 2027: Prepare to Shush in Style Again!
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John Krasinski Confirms ‘A Quiet Place 3’ Is Coming Summer 2027: Prepare to Shush in Style Again!

FinnMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Oh look, another “A Quiet Place” sequel is coming because apparently, the world just can’t get enough of people tiptoeing…

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“Masc Era Presents: Drag King and Things Revue – Where Kings Reign and Things Get Shady”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Masc Era: Where the Testosterone Meets the Tassel** Sacramento’s answer to “what if the gym bros discovered glitter” is back!…

Events

RPG Game Night: Cam Turns FIASCO into a Real-Life Disaster at SQBG!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Join GM Cam for Fiasco—where your grand plans crash harder than a toddler on a sugar high!** 🍭 In *Fiasco*,…

Legendary Riff Wrangler Phil Campbell Shreds His Last Chord at 64 – Fans Left to Riff in Peace
Phil Campbell, MOTÖRHEAD's Guitar Hero, Riffs His Way to the Great Gig in the Sky at 64
Breaking, Music News

Legendary Riff Wrangler Phil Campbell Shreds His Last Chord at 64 – Fans Left to Riff in Peace

Chord F. DiscordMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

The heavy metal community is in mourning today as Phil Campbell, the legendary axeman who helped keep MOTÖRHEAD’s machine gun…

Apple Arcade Hooks You Up with Indie Gems Like Dredge+ and Other Games You’ll Probably Ignore Anyway
Apple Arcade Gets a Makeover With Acclaimed Indies — Prepare Your Wallets
Breaking, Games News

Apple Arcade Hooks You Up with Indie Gems Like Dredge+ and Other Games You’ll Probably Ignore Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Apple has just announced its latest lineup for Apple Arcade, and it’s a doozy — or, at least, that’s what…

Events

Pyjama Poetry Party: Hollie McNish & Laurie Bolger’s Bedtime Bash

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

**Attention all sleepyheads and poetry lovers!** Get ready to snuggle up in your PJs for a night of *motherhood madness*…

Nightdive Studios Re-Announces SiN: Reloaded, Promises a Release This Year (Probably)
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Nightdive Studios Re-Announces SiN: Reloaded, Promises a Release This Year (Probably)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Nightdive Studios finally remembers that SiN exists 😱🎮 In a shocking twist that surprised absolutely no one, Nightdive Studios has…

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