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Trump Admin Scolds Ford For Doing Business With China Apparently
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Trump Admin Scolds Ford For Doing Business With China Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, expressing “profound concern” to…

Shyamalan and Sparks Team Up Because We Clearly Needed This
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Shyamalan and Sparks Team Up Because We Clearly Needed This

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

M. Night Shyamalan, the master of twisty thrillers like The Sixth Sense, Signs, Split, and Glass, has teamed up with…

More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements
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More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

This week in TV land, because who needs movies, right? We’ve got a slew of new shows and seasons to…

8BitDo blesses gamers with slightly less expensive controller tinkering options
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8BitDo blesses gamers with slightly less expensive controller tinkering options

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Get ready to upgrade your gaming experience with the 8BitDo Ultimate 3E, because your old controller is basically a relic…

Nintendo dusts off Ocarina of Time for another cash grab celebration
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Nintendo dusts off Ocarina of Time for another cash grab celebration

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

After waiting more than three months, Nintendo finally decided to bless us with not one, but two Nintendo Directs. Because,…

Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face
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Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I’ve got my coffee, my favorite metal album playing…

Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money
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Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a Harry Potter-themed smartphone, Realme has partnered with Warner Bros. Discovery Global Consumer…

US Seeks Smaller Middle East Footprint Because That Worked So Well
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US Seeks Smaller Middle East Footprint Because That Worked So Well

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, it’s a real mess.…

Frantic gameplay abounds in Project ZETA’s endless monetization loop
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Frantic gameplay abounds in Project ZETA’s endless monetization loop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Get ready for another multiplayer PvP game to add to your already crowded gaming rotation, because Project ZETA is coming…

Amazon Plane Takes Detour Into Cemetery
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Amazon Plane Takes Detour Into Cemetery

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Boeing 767-300, operated by 21 Air and bearing Amazon’s “Smile”…

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