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OMG You Guys BREAKING BENJAMIN Finally Finished Their Album After Only A Million Years Of Waiting
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OMG You Guys BREAKING BENJAMIN Finally Finished Their Album After Only A Million Years Of Waiting

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

The wait is almost over, folks! 🎉🔥 BREAKING BENJAMIN guitarist Jasen Rauch and Keith Wallen sat down with Moshpit Passion…

XBOX Games Showcase 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Senua’s Angst, Hellblade 2’s Sequel Now Ruins Your 2027 Too
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XBOX Games Showcase 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Senua’s Angst, Hellblade 2’s Sequel Now Ruins Your 2027 Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

The wait is over, folks! 🎉 Ninja Theory has finally announced the third installment of the Hellblade series, and it’s…

Exodus Tries Really Hard to Not Get Sued by Bioware for Being a Mass Effect Clone in 20-Minute Gameplay Demo That Weve All Seen Before
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Exodus Tries Really Hard to Not Get Sued by Bioware for Being a Mass Effect Clone in 20-Minute Gameplay Demo That Weve All Seen Before

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious gamer drama? 🎮👀 Because Archetype Entertainment just dropped a 20-minute gameplay…

Oh Boy Get Ready For Another Underwhelming Year Of Overhyped Indie Games At The Wholesome Direct 2026
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Oh Boy Get Ready For Another Underwhelming Year Of Overhyped Indie Games At The Wholesome Direct 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Get ready for the most epic gaming experience of the year, folks! 🎉👀 Wholesome Games is back with Wholesome Direct…

Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It
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Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Day of the Devs 2026 was a wild ride, folks! 🎉👀 We’ve got the scoop on all the hottest new…

SGF 2026: Final Fantasy VII Revelation Finally Wraps Up The Remake Trilogy After A Decade Of Teasing And Milking The Franchise For Every Penny Next Spring
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SGF 2026: Final Fantasy VII Revelation Finally Wraps Up The Remake Trilogy After A Decade Of Teasing And Milking The Franchise For Every Penny Next Spring

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Get ready for the most epic gaming experience of your life, folks, as Final Fantasy VII Revelation is set to…

Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Emerges From Rock and Roll Retirement Home To Release New Album That Your Uncle Will Think Is Cool
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Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Emerges From Rock and Roll Retirement Home To Release New Album That Your Uncle Will Think Is Cool

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Breaking news: Joe Holmes, the most legendary guitarist in the history of rock music (or so he thinks), has just…

VOIVOD’s New Concept Album Will Probably Change Your Life Forever and Definitely Won’t Be Delayed Again Until At Least 2030
Breaking News: VOIVOD Announces New Album and We're All Excited, Apparently 🤩
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VOIVOD’s New Concept Album Will Probably Change Your Life Forever and Definitely Won’t Be Delayed Again Until At Least 2030

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, VOIVOD’s drummer and founding member Michel “Away” Langevin has revealed that the band’s upcoming…

Oh Joy Another Remake of a Game You Barely Remember from Your Childhood That Will Probably Ruin Your Nostalgia and Leave You Questioning Every Life Choice
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Oh Joy Another Remake of a Game You Barely Remember from Your Childhood That Will Probably Ruin Your Nostalgia and Leave You Questioning Every Life Choice

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

The 7th Guest Remake is finally here, and it’s a real treat for those who love horror games, puzzles, and…

Elden Ring Tarnished Edition Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing the Base Game Already New Stuff Added to Further Ruin Your Social Life
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Elden Ring Tarnished Edition Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing the Base Game Already New Stuff Added to Further Ruin Your Social Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🚀🎉 I mean, who isn’t hyped about playing Elden…

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