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Missing person case becomes conveniently timed video game plot twist somehow
Breaking, Games News

Missing person case becomes conveniently timed video game plot twist somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Oh joy, another investigative game to add to the never-ending pile of “find the missing person” titles, because apparently, we…

Trump Asks Supreme Court For Mulligan Because Why Not
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Trump Asks Supreme Court For Mulligan Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump is at it again, trying to get the Supreme…

Because We Needed Another Apex Legends Crossover Obviously
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Because We Needed Another Apex Legends Crossover Obviously

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, EA and Respawn Entertainment are teaming up with CD PROJEKT RED…

Investors Anxiously Await Next Bubble to Blindly Invest In
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Investors Anxiously Await Next Bubble to Blindly Invest In

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest happenings on Wall Street, and folks, it’s been a wild ride.…

NYC High-Rise Still Standing Barely
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NYC High-Rise Still Standing Barely

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest chaos in Midtown Manhattan, where a high-rise building’s structural columns buckled,…

More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots Hit Streaming This Weekend
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More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots Hit Streaming This Weekend

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

In a move that will undoubtedly change the fabric of our existence, several new movies are now available to stream…

Graham Platner quits Senate bid clearing path for Democrats
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Graham Platner quits Senate bid clearing path for Democrats

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…

COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show
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COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because Corey Taylor just spilled the beans…

Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill
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Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting? Because Dez Fafara and the gang are back with a…

Alex Skolnick trades shredding for smooth jazz to annoy neighbors with solo album inspired book
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Alex Skolnick trades shredding for smooth jazz to annoy neighbors with solo album inspired book

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TESTAMENT’s Alex Skolnick has just released a new instructional guide, because…

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