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Maynard James Keenan Trades Music For Sushi Because Tool Fans Were Getting Too Hangry
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Maynard James Keenan Trades Music For Sushi Because Tool Fans Were Getting Too Hangry

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Hold on to your seats, folks! 🚨 Maynard James Keenan, the legendary frontman of TOOL and A PERFECT CIRCLE, is…

NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance
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NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Because who needs exclusive deals when you can just give the people what they want, NVIDIA has finally decided to…

Old Games Better Than Most Modern Cash Grabs Anyway
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Old Games Better Than Most Modern Cash Grabs Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Retro arcade games are the life of the party, and I’m not just saying that because I’ve spent countless hours…

Phantom Blade Zero slices through hype with actual gameplay reveal
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Phantom Blade Zero slices through hype with actual gameplay reveal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

In a move that’s as surprising as a AAA game not having microtransactions, S-Game has finally lifted the veil on…

Microsoft peddles nostalgia at McDonald’s with cheap in-game swag
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Microsoft peddles nostalgia at McDonald’s with cheap in-game swag

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is a side of fries with their forfeiture of free time, Microsoft is celebrating…

Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle
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Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Gamescom, the world’s largest gaming event, is gearing up to be the biggest edition yet, because what’s a little overcrowding…

FBI Stuck With Biden’s Brilliant Real Estate Decision Apparently
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FBI Stuck With Biden’s Brilliant Real Estate Decision Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A…

Barcode To The Rescue Apparently
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Barcode To The Rescue Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the humble barcode is getting a major upgrade.…

Anneke Van Giersbergen Still Milking 30 Year Old Album Because You People Won’t Let It Die
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Anneke Van Giersbergen Still Milking 30 Year Old Album Because You People Won’t Let It Die

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia?! 🙄 Anneke Van Giersbergen, the legendary vocalist of THE GATHERING, is…

Paramount demands massive bond from Warner Bros merger opponents
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Paramount demands massive bond from Warner Bros merger opponents

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Paramount is asking the states suing over the Warner…

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