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Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Ken Paxton’s latest campaign moves. It seems like he’s trying to unify…

Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around
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Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is now enlisting private companies to conduct cyberattacks…

Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary
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Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Washington is abuzz with the latest game of…

Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems like the Justice Department has decided not…

MOONSPELL’s FERNANDO RIBEIRO Still Pretending Success Is A Shock
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MOONSPELL’s FERNANDO RIBEIRO Still Pretending Success Is A Shock

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super deep and insightful quotes from Fernando Ribeiro, the vocalist of MOONSPELL?…

Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview
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Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Get ready for a bloody good time with Marvel’s Wolverine, the latest game from Insomniac Games. As a seasoned gamer…

Inflation Takes a Slightly Less Terrible Turn for Once
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Inflation Takes a Slightly Less Terrible Turn for Once

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest news on inflation, and I have to say, it’s…

Persona Icons Invade NIKKE In Desperate Bid For More Loot Boxes
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Persona Icons Invade NIKKE In Desperate Bid For More Loot Boxes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

The latest cash-grab collaboration has arrived, and it’s a doozy: Goddess of Victory: NIKKE is teaming up with the Persona…

Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization
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Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Pokemon GO is celebrating its 10th anniversary, and to make up for the whole “exclusive Mewtwo for influencers” debacle, Scopely…

Cyber Firm Discovers Integrity, Immediately Regrets It
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Cyber Firm Discovers Integrity, Immediately Regrets It

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration hired a cybersecurity firm, Mojave Research, to examine…

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